Good form.

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

I love seeing these stories about the emergency backup goalies!!

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

Team doctors placed the odds of Curry returning this week at 3-1.

Are you surprised that a Steelers fan is a dickhead?

Jesus, McAdoo’s really gone off the deep end.

Kodi’s semi-legal media player software

Got halfway through the article then remembered this:

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Gronk is basically Kevin Malone from the Office, but really good at football.

Aqib Talib is a scumbag. He is a Vontaze Burfict/Draymond Green level of dirty goon.

People that rip on Derrick Rose like he wasn’t a generational talent before his injuries are the lowest form of life. Rose was a better player than Westbrook prior to his injuries and was entirely robbed of his prime.

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

Parcells was kinda rough on him with all the “she” stuff, but he respected his talent enough to bring him to Dallas.

I had forgotten this - caught Tom Brady‘s first NFL touchdown pass in 2001

Her secret? A beer at mile 80.

The Stranger Things episode that no one liked? That my friend was actually the hook for a spin-off series. It’s so close to guaranteed that it should be your lock of the week. We have an ethnically diverse cast to appeal to millennials, we have a ready-made story line, we have a cliff-hanger about a maybe not so dead…

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

goddamn onions.