I don’t want to be a Browns fan anymore. Someone please stage a fucking intervention for me.

Jesus Christ. I am an EMT and just about spit my beer up reading this. ANYONE halfway trained in emergency medicine would have put him on a spinal board and transported him with sirens to a hospital asap. Sitting upright in a fucking van?!?

Romo: Wow, at least Suh didn’t murder him, huh?

Choke the Raven nevermore.

“Yo, Yildirim!”

I ran my first marathon this weekend. They would have had to have given the leaders a 2-hour tour of the city in order for me to pass them for the win.

“Chumba, one of the runners who was led off-course, took fourth.”

23,463rd snap since 1999 without hope.

That was Peggy.

First offensive snap for the Browns since 2006 without Joe Thomas ;-(

Curry has now chucked his mouthpiece at a ref twice and also taken a fake dump mid court of an in progress playoff game. Draymond Green has nut tapped numerous opponents. Kevin Durant has fake twitter accounts to try to make himself look good to rando peeps on the internets.

Nah, KD is more of a bandwagon guy

Steph complaining about a no call when he went to the line 13 TIMES THIS GAME! I never understood how people thought he was some plucky, humble underdog.

Thank you for sharing this.

Yes, the Nets were real threats to them this year.

My wife and I have been passionate about education being a gateway

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Chris Long seems like a pretty good dude.

They’ve already succeeded in that endeavour.