My reaction was “OH MY GOD.”

That’s the response of a man who watched his HOF quarterback go down and knows that the media narrative of him being a good head coach is about to be exposed as a total fraud.

I’m mostly offended at the idea of drinking beer out of a straw.

Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

This just in, Browns suck, sky is blue. More at 11.

Boy he really flipped the switch

Weird. Ben is usually pretty good about distributing his balls to everyone.

Wildling hits it beyond the Wall.  

Kosuke Fukudome??? Holy shit

A neat fact:

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

“Ewww, feet? Doesn’t he know where they’ve been?”

My wife only uses fake twitter accounts to try to slide into my DMs. Keeps me on my toes.

This is wonderful. Not that I really agree with the suspension, but Jerry Jones will go scorched earth on Goodell over this. An evil old fuck vs. an idiot dipshit fuck. It’s Mayweather-MacGregor 2!

Ikea. It’s Ikea. This is gonna be the shortest podcast ever.

Goes to Boston and immediately thinks all other cities’ sports teams are terrible????

Yes, because we all know that Boston and its fans are cosmopolitan, fun-loving, easy-going people.

True story: Visited some friends living in Cambridge two years ago, and had this angry-looking dude and his girlfriend in a car follow our car for half a mile and then around the block 1.75 times (so 7 blocks). Maybe he…

The dude who thinks the Earth is flat also thinks Boston is a better sports city than Cleveland?

Seems about right.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.