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Crowd noise noise noise
Hut 1 2 1 2 3 4
Crowd noise noise noise
Smokin Pats, smokin Pats
Doin’ dinks, dunkin here
Dinkin here, here and here
Rollin’ out, shovel pass, smokin Pats
Who smokes the Pats? We smoke the Pats
Rollin’ out, two deep shots and smokin Pats

This has really been too good to be true. This is the best combination of pitching and hitting they’ve had since the 1995 juggernaut team. It’s like watching a barnstorming team most nights.

Apparently the owners of the window company said on a Cleveland radio show this morning that one of them didn’t want to buy insurance on the promotion because it cost $75k but the other convinced him it was worth it. Dodged a bullet there.

Not the first time wood messed up an approach to first base.

> Sign stealing is as old as the game, and apparently not in and of itself against the rules (the written rules at least). The use of “technology” seems to be where the actual violation is.

Check that, a 13-game and a 12-game winning streak occurring at the same time.

Wow, a pitcher hitting a home run, that’s far more rare than a 13-game winning streak.

clownrows, bro

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.

My God, it’s Aaron Hernandez in disguise!

Pretty sure IRL the Patriots would get away with that.

I don’t know why I love this so much, but I do. I love this so much.

As a Brown’s fan I understand why the move was made. I always thought he was a good guy and I loved how involved he was in the Cleveland community, from sponsoring little league teams, to showing up in full baseball gear at an Indians game (spikes too), to sitting court side at Cavs games (even during the Lebronless

I’m sad to see him go.Great guy that loved being in Cleveland(or he’s a fantastic actor).He will help a playoff team as 2nd or 3rd CB but you can’t match him up against 1s anymore.

Yup.

Wow, he’s going to have to a pay a Whopper fine now...

*Ducks and runs*