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Fantastic line from the SBNation version of this story.

Sometimes it feels like the Patriots just can’t catch a break ya know?

Goddamnit Tito’s quote made me choke on my coffee. Hilarious

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

No doubt the crowd will turn against Floyd. He has a lot of trouble reading the room.

“It’s doing exactly what you’re supposed to do and not an inch more.” is at the very least the school’s, if not state’s, motto. Trust me, as a graduate of the Class of ‘02 who started attending in 1994.

Bobcat from 99'-03', Solich has done more for the Program than I thought possible. When I was there we were running the triple fucking option.

I mean, if I assumed I was about to get thrown at again and Aroldis Chapman was on the mound, I’d start a fight to get myself ejected too.

Some people are fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers. 

The silver lining is that grandma thinks “those fellas in Charlottesville were on to something.”

When I was a kid, Graig Nettles was my guy. I wanted to be just like him. I played third, leaping for grounders, stretching out trying to make great plays.

nah.

There have been some horrendous takes in the questions of this column over the years, but “corn on the cob is bad” is among the worst. Fuck you, dude. Corn on the cob is the shit.

Muting the TV and turning the radio broadcast on is the only way :/

I am a white male and a Marine Corps combat veteran. I have been a Browns fan all my life.

say it to my face

Wrong part of Ohio

Well, he can’t go high, where’s he supposed to hit him?