Very, very cool to get the actual story behind the photo. I’ve definitely seen it bandied about here and there over the years, and while my friends and I did a great many things with duct tape in the 90's as teenagers—particularly on marching band trips—none of us ever tried taping someone to an i-beam for a LAN party.

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LeBron James will never be as successful as Michael Jordan.

Emma, you forgot #52, just ahead of Tom Brady: Beinghitby A. Car.

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

LeBron’s value is probably equal to the value of one whole NBA franchise.

If he’s underpaid, Lebron is an indentured servant.

The difference between Kerr and Pop when it comes to their often fawned about social wokeness is that I’m pretty sure Pop would laugh and walk away if asked this question.

NOT SURPRISED to see what happens when the German don’t even put up a propper wall! SAD! My prayers are with the GERMAN peoples!

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

Heckler: (heckles)

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

Safe!

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Always glad to see José get some love. Nice work!

It could lodge in the skin and cause a very bad infection.

Many people feel some anxiety about how their body will be treated, post-death. And not without cause.

Maybe change post title. Not one Cleveland player mentioned.

Nothing to see here. Getting kicked to the other coast is just Manifest Destiny.

Gotta make sure there’s a clear path to the show for Tebow.