The 28,000 residents the tiny Caucasian principality of Katvua, upon seeing the news on their tiny 8' TV sets with super-huge antennas, immediately erupted in celebration, startling a few goats.

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

Gained baseball, gained free hand to hold beer. I see a win.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

It was a quintessential Max Scherzer game until it wasn’t

Counterargument.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

Just good enough to talk themselves into not being sellers at the deadline. Enjoy that extra-long rebuild!

I read that his name was Grayson and was unsurprised by his take.

Being where they are considering Lindor, Carlos Santana, and Kipnis have been slumping is pretty impressive.

To the dude eyebanging the uneaten eggroll, how fucking bankrupt is the communication between you and your fiance that you can’t even ask about eating one of her appetizers? If you can’t communicate over food your marriage is fucking doomed.

If your only chance of scoring is hitting the catcher so hard he drops the ball it probably isn’t a clean baseball play

Rizzo is absolutely going to wear one for this. We all know it’s coming. Yes, this is all so fucking stupid.

Alright, so lets get them out of the way now:

lol super lulz chili joke

Can we just make USL into the MLS 2nd division instead? Please? The U.S Soccer federation should put some of that huge surplus towards that. It would finally bring relegation/promotion to MLS and if there are only 2 divisions fans wouldn’t jump ship like people fear they would. It would boost interest in MLS by a lot.

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

Paul George to team up with John Wall in search of a Ringo?

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.