This dude'S got shady written all over him. Shivers!

Before they discovered Ed Gein murdered two women and dug up several others to make a dress of their skin he had a pretty clean record too. I don't see how "well, he's never done anything or at least never been caught before" is any reason to see this as less of a violation.

Burt, I love you, and thank you for bringing this story. But "past" out? Passed, please.

My cat played fetch once for about 15 minutes. I thought "This cat is amazing! He plays fetch!" Then he got over it and never, ever played fetch again.

America under communism means black people getting beaten up? Isn't that just like America under capitalism?

Yum Rockets!

See this is why I am terrified of ever needing to go to someone's door for help. Car breaks down in the middle of nowhere and my phone dies? I'm screwed. I'm white and I am terrified of crazy-ass people. Because you just don't know who will open that door when go to ask for help. Rapist? Maybe. Serial killer? Could…

I found a picture of her favorite brand!

I legitimately use a s'mores diet, and have lost 13 lbs in the last few months. I'M LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING SUPER HERO.

I stopped at "fixes everything."

Jesus, the Jennifer/Jessica era was a long, dark slog. I can't wait for all of the moms of Sophias and Emmas and Avas and Olivias to fill up the comments insisting that when they picked their daugthers' names, they were the only person they knew who had even THOUGHT of that name!

I can't be the only one disappointed not to find any conversing monkey clips.

I feel like this is a house you can go to just to get your pictures taken to make it look like you are rich. Why does he have so many shelves that are empty? Why are there no sheets on the bed? Why is there plastic on the dinning room chairs? It actually looks like he broke into this place while the owners are away…

Oh sure, when he does it, it's funny. When I do it, it's rude.

I'll be sulking over here.

Don't get me wrong, I love Gaga something fierce, but this whole insistence on Jeff Koons and "artpop" makes me feel like she's a college student that just finished a 200-level modern art history class and now won't shut up about it. You know, like she's the first person to ever discover postmodernism or something.

Ah, the good old days. Before silly things like "participants rights" or "human investigations committees" or "institutional review boards."

Wow... lot of hate down in the comments.... I loved it. Fallon + Timberlake is usually pretty good comedy gold.... and yes, very relevant.

You've obviously spent no time on the Internet in the past 5 years.

So, welcome to the Internet! It's where the funny stuff is.