Pretty much right now. Shit, where am I? Who am I? Why am I typing at this laptop?

I love them. And Tam Honks.

"This is GREAT! He's actually ASSAULTING HER and I'm getting shots of it! My rent is paid for the year!"

Space exploration gives me a rock solid Sagan.

Well we certainly can't blame it on ourselves! It must be somebody's fault!

BTW, where are my Pinot Grigio people?

I like merlot, but I friggin love Chianti. Drink it, soup it, boil it, freeze it, bake it, mull it. If I need it to taste better, it gets Chianti.

Isn't this the plot of Her?

gwen did it better

I got criticized for saying this before but I really truly believe a lot of the critizism is because its Beyonce.

I have mixed feelings. The disaster was a big deal for my generation, but...

Actually, shorter skis have become something of a trend among higher-level skiiers. I actually used a pair last time I went, and they are pretty sick for carving. They may well be beginners, but short skis don't automatically mean beginner :)

Good for them! It's nice to learn new things.

Is anyone else reminded of a more colorful version of this?

I really don't see how this in any way mocks her mental illness. If anything, it mocks the people around her who appear to be manipulating her into a weird hellscape of a career.

Rebecca, while Jezebel has a history of needlessly putting down helpless girls, I for one am glad you took the tone you did with this piece. Am I the only one who sees that you weren't mocking Britney's illness, but rather the ridiculous and insulting (to her most of all) facade that the male puppeteers have built…

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND JAMIE SPEARS.....

I've decided to see this entire LasVegas show as a mental health trip for BritBrit. Stability in location, staff, and job.

Isaac Newton actually owned quite a few cats. He invented the swinging pet door for his brood.