Jessica Simpson will attest to that. 

Tis the season for asset appreciation.

2/2 today- I’m honestly not stalking you, but both comments I’ve read from you today absolutely knock it outta the park! From one old fogey to another, cheers!!

I need the one where she beats the shit out of Mads Mikkelsson and commands “Bitch better have my money”.

So you’re saying a real billionaire, as opposed to Kylie Jenner? 

That’s just smart. I don’t know whether her decision was strong or brave (I think it was, but that’s not as relevant), but it was absolutely rational and smart. She’s going to live in that body for the rest of her life, and risking death or serious injury just for yet another medal isn’t worth it.

I wasn’t haven’t any problem imagining Lizzo and Chris E. dating. Yes, they seem vastly different in style, form and personality, but I could see them doing some things together. If anything, I’ve thought he seems too stodgy and beige for her.

Lil America has to be called Chrizzo, right?

I don’t think this is necessarily so - I look at it a lot like the power dynamic of Black and white people. Chris Evans is a wealthy, powerful white man. If he were starting this stuff with Lizzo, I’d raise an eyebrow. But Lizzo, even though a magnificent woman with talents galore, is not more powerful than Chris E.…

Lizzo and Capt. america as a real life, boning couple would absoluting break the magachuds’ minds.

Supposedly Melinda started proceedings in 2019... so this was already in the works.

Eh, there was likely both a pre-nup (he was still BILL GATES before 1994), and she also knows where likely all of the bodies are buried, so he likely gave her everything she wanted to avoid anything else negative in the press and called it a day.

She’s not wrong about onion rings, I hate when the entire onion comes out once you take a bite. 

Yup, make whatever jokes you want about ScarJo & her thoughts on what roles she should get, but this seems relatively close to a slam dunk.

From the WSJ artcile:

The elder LGBTQ+ plus community would be so much larger and more vibrant had the AIDs crisis been handled differently.

Elton John could buy DaBaby’s production company and assets and sink the guy fast enough to make his head spin. That he kept it to message just shows that he’s elevated the conversation way above the professional landscape that DaBaby will ever see.

All her teammates strongly supported her decision. When you care about your teammates, you care about their well-being as well as the work they contribute to your the team. None of those young ladies wanted to see simone suffer or injure herself for a medal. They value simone biles the person, not just simone biles…

Fun fact: remember Kerri Strug injuring herself and limping off the mat and into Larry Nassar’s perverted arms and she was a national hero?

Perfectionist culture is white supremacist culture. The idea that someone must make no mistakes / never prioritize their health in order to be the “greatest” is a toxic belief we must eliminate.