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That would be so fucking glorious. I can't think of anything he would hate more. Just secretly film him doing everything from washing his own dishes go taking a shut for a year and then release it as a limited series. It would make such excellent propaganda for NK.

Oct 27
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Ugh she’s the absolute fucking worst. At least Mike Duffy was out there spoiling himself, not really hurting anyone. This dickbag is actively trying to make peoples lives shitter.

Oct 26
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I'm pretty sure it's just the actual world trolling us at this point. I read that while thing and was like 'yep, that's real life I guess.' like it's just slowly been building up to this level of navel gazing. We are elder millenial frogs in a near boiling soup of the future abys

Oct 26
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I’m confused. Why does being able to afford 24 of a single very expensive item make one trashy? Is it because it’s an item you disapprove of for some probably mysogynistic reason? Read more

Oct 26
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Isnt that kind of the point? She is so rich she can afford to have dozens of outlandish bags worth more than a Subaru. She doesn’t need to have a‘classic neutral shade’s because this bag doesn’t have to go with every outfit she wears until she dies and is buried in one more outfit her bag goes with.

Oct 15
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I will 100% listen to him read his memoir. I'm not a big fan of audio books yet, but I go in big and hard for ones read by the author, autobiographies in particular.

Oct 5
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Yaaaaasssss. That was my pick as well. He’s young enough that with enough work and therapy he may overcome the extreme trauma that has been 2016-2020 and/or his entire life up until the point I take possession of his body. My tell-all memoirre would be litty titty and all proceeds would go to supporting the First Read more

Oct 5
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Really? She seemed cool until she started campaigning as the 'Accessible Ivanka' which really just means 'less hot and therefore less loved by her father Ivanka'. That's a sad vibe.

Oct 5
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Yep. I’d be Barron no problem, he seems like a cool kid, and young enough that there’s still time to address whatever profound emotional neglect he’s suffered. Or even Eric. Dunno why, but no way I’d ever step into Ivanka or Don jr. Too fucked up by their obvious and desperate attempts to please their faaaaahhther (To Read more

Oct 2
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Ya, I only have hot friends. Come to Canada, we are a ‘hot friends only' zone.

Sep 29
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I’ve got some nice make friends who are single and believe women should be in charge of their own bodies, I can hook you up? Read more

Sep 28
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I’ve never been interested in visiting NYC until just this moment.

Sep 28
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Does she live under a rock? That information has been so widely spread, it's pretty inexcusable to be ignorant of it at this point.

Sep 27
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“...River, after Phoenix’s late brother." Gets me right in the feels