Squiggles
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9/19/19
5:08 PM
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This. I'm a Canadian woman. My immediate family presents as caucasian (first Nations heritage, but thanks to the sixties scoop etc who knows the details). I refused to come home with my dad after math tutoring one day out of protest over an unfair threat of punishment, and my mom called the cops to collect me as a

9/8/19
4:28 PM
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Sometimes my husband tries to use a fancy face product and I can't even help myself, I'm so reflexively mean about telling him no. 

9/6/19
10:25 PM
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This!!! I used to get so sad and nostalgic over places i went with an ex, but I moved back to that city and now walk past old spots all the time and don't even think about it. This is MY FUCKING CITY!!! Rawr

9/5/19
3:49 PM
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Incense matches are way more effective AND you get to play with fire! 

9/5/19
2:21 PM
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We just started working the same hours for the first time in our entire decade long relationship. We are going to have to lay down bathroom ground rules :p

9/5/19
12:35 PM
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Right? Just you wait young lady. You’ll hit 35 and realize love is actually just not murdering your partner when they take an extra long shit in the morning just before you needed to use the bathroom to apply your many expensive face serums.

9/5/19
12:32 PM
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The unexpected personal touch I added to my look today was dog hair and spilled oatmeal :p

9/4/19
10:00 PM
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Maybe the author used the gaff(e) to fish for grammar suckers angling for a fight?

9/3/19
8:08 PM
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Mmm I dunno. Hailey Baldwin has like no other career. She seems like someone who is happy to model/influence when she’s given the opportunity because she’s got the right last name. She might actually be happy to bop along while the biebz does his sock salesman thing, or whatever. She also grew up famous, so may be

9/2/19
5:43 PM
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I find it’s best to go into that 4 day week with a letter of offer for a permanent job waiting on your desk and a 3 week European vacation booked for the following weekend. 

9/2/19
2:19 PM
1

Bootleg Vape Juice is the name of my ska band.

9/2/19
1:57 PM
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I like it. And having a diverse portfolio of products is just good business.

9/1/19
12:53 AM
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I want to trademark ‘Baby Roe’ use it for a wlutty fish kink fashion line and sue the shit out of all these mother fuckers and their made up victims for identity theft or whatever

8/31/19
12:28 AM
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This is a fantastic lesson in surrounding yourself in knowledgeable people who will tell you 'no'. This man either only has coke head friends, or blind friend who secretly actually hate him, because even the blind can see this is Not Good. I love the underground caves and tunnels and stuff though. Very cool idea. The

8/28/19
5:45 PM
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This. And as long as we don’t get a big old sex crimes scandal with his name all over it fine, who cares if he’s not the most incisive, articulate person? He's entertaining, and that's all his job is.