She was so exasperated. I think they took the pots and pans away as a punishment one time, but as soon as I got them back I was at it again right away. I am happy to report I now use the appropriate receptacle when indoors to relieve myself :p
Yep. I don’t have kids, and we are both home, I’m working, he’s hole with pay, so this is basically a great opportunity to stay home, bang a bunch, and take long walks with the dogs.
M god you're spot on
Whoa easy there. Caftans? Gotta walk before we run. Better get some statement necklaces from a jewellery pyramid scheme first.
I mean, why bother listing anything else?
Peanut butter and aunt jemima's (the only time pure maple syrup is not the right choice) on toast is a glaring and shocking omission.
Damn you just changed my life
She looks comfy and warm. I'm happy for her.
On behalf of high functioning morons everywhere, thank you.
Can you imagine being asked to fly to Japan for what sounds like the lamest wedding of all time?
Um oh my god! Thank you so much! I’ve never heard of the Clary sage oil, and the massage info is super helpful. I definitely see how it would be helpful. I promise you didn’t come off as one-upping on the pain front. I’m grateful my issues are very predictable and mostly under control, and for the advice of people… Read more
I can totally see what Kate Middleton is talking about. I get wiiiicked period cramps. I vomit from the pain at least once a year if I’m not super careful. I’ve found that keeping calm and really focused relaxation can be a huge help when waiting for the pain meds to kick in. I wanna know how this can help my epic… Read more
I do not believe this little rhyme was intended to be totally accurate, as vaginas all smell differently depending on a lot of things. They just don't smell like perfume, and should not smell like perfume.