Squiggles
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4/6/20
11:57 AM
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Don’t be! These are strange times, that no one could really emotionally prepare for. Most people’s routines are totally gone. Be kind to yourself, balance is a verb. You'll get back on track.

4/6/20
11:47 AM
1

She was so exasperated. I think they took the pots and pans away as a punishment one time, but as soon as I got them back I was at it again right away. I am happy to report I now use the appropriate receptacle when indoors to relieve myself :p

4/5/20
12:40 PM
2

You know those play kitchens with the Fisher price pots and pans? I used to poop in them all the time. I wanted something I could actually ‘cook’ or 'bake' with.

4/2/20
6:24 PM
6

Yep. I don’t have kids, and we are both home, I’m working, he’s hole with pay, so this is basically a great opportunity to stay home, bang a bunch, and take long walks with the dogs. 

3/27/20
1:59 PM
15

Watching Arnie with his mini farm animals is the most joyful nonsense. 

3/26/20
6:11 PM
1

Whoa easy there. Caftans? Gotta walk before we run. Better get some statement necklaces from a jewellery pyramid scheme first. 

3/17/20
10:19 PM
1

Peanut butter and aunt jemima's (the only time pure maple syrup is not the right choice) on toast is a glaring and shocking omission.

3/9/20
5:45 PM
4

On behalf of high functioning morons everywhere, thank you.

3/5/20
1:50 PM
2

Can you imagine being asked to fly to Japan for what sounds like the lamest wedding of all time? 

2/18/20
5:29 PM
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Um oh my god! Thank you so much! I’ve never heard of the Clary sage oil, and the massage info is super helpful. I definitely see how it would be helpful. I promise you didn’t come off as one-upping on the pain front. I’m grateful my issues are very predictable and mostly under control, and for the advice of people Read more

2/17/20
7:36 PM
1

That makes total sense. You’ve got to be on a whole other level I can’t even imagine. Read more

2/16/20
7:56 PM
8

I can totally see what Kate Middleton is talking about. I get wiiiicked period cramps. I vomit from the pain at least once a year if I’m not super careful. I’ve found that keeping calm and really focused relaxation can be a huge help when waiting for the pain meds to kick in. I wanna know how this can help my epic Read more

2/15/20
9:04 PM
3

Congratulations! Be kind to yourself <3 the boys send their love and amputee octopuses.

2/15/20
8:53 PM
1

I live in the city, so I consider the depanneur up the street my survival kit :p my dog and I would make excellent post apocalyptic looters. Read more

2/12/20
5:24 PM
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I do not believe this little rhyme was intended to be totally accurate, as vaginas all smell differently depending on a lot of things. They just don't smell like perfume, and should not smell like perfume.