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Jul 4
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Your mom sounds like my mom. She's cool, but a hundred percent without mercy. 

Jul 4
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Really glad your dog came back. Otherwise, sounds like a regular night. 

Jul 4
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So, that is a horrendous story, and your ex is garbage for sure for not including you in conversations and making sure you connected with at least one other person, I hope he's divorced and paying a shot ton in alimony. However if you knew there was a body of water, not bringing a bathing suit is on you. If there is Read more

Jul 4
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WYNN!! What an adorable bag of bones. I hope he gains a hundred pounds and gets adopted asap to live in a perpetual sunbeam.

Jul 4
3

Right!?! Someone needs to adopt this cat and start an Instagram I can spend all my time following and all my money on merch.

Jun 19
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I totally believe Amy Klobuchar is that cynical. How else could you be where she is, as a woman in American politics. She's this paragon of the Midwest. I bet she doesn't even like her own haircut. It just focus grouped the best.

Jun 4
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See also: Minority Government that he doesn't want to go down in flames. If he starts a dick measuring contest with *45 he'll get raked over the coals by the both the conservatives and the NDP. 

Jun 4
8

Trudeau is incredibly media savvy, there is no way on God’s green earth those 21 seconds were because he couldn’t figure out what to say. He had to have known he’s be asked about Trump directly, knew he couldn’t actually say ‘fuck that clown and the swamp monster he rode in on’ and figured a big old awkward pause was Read more

May 28
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Right?!? I'm also 99% sure I heard about it in the Jezebel comments section!

May 8
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Sex is like euchre. If you have a good hand, you can go alone. Thanks mom!!

May 4
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Yeah. Ontarian here. We are all baffled that Ford is acting like an adult. I don't know anyone who voted for him, or ever would, but everyone I talk to is grateful he's not fucking this one up.

May 3
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I’m actually so in awe of Trudeau and the Liberals right now. He’s probably got the strongest minority government in modern history. His government’s response to the coronavirus is securing his re-election. His political opponents can’t say shit about it, and the decision to ban a while bunch of guns is not going to Read more

Apr 21
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Good for him for normalizing the 'I only work my pecs' look. 

Apr 16
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This would be great as anything other than a wedding ring. You know the saying 'take off one accessory before you leave'. This is the jewellery version of a person who has too many accessories on

Apr 16
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Oh I'm way to old for the fun stuff, but I do have fond memories!