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Sep 19
21

Felicity did a clinic on how to handle rich/famous celebrity fuck ups and was over this I don’t know how long ago.  Lori Loughlin (wife of Mossimo Gianulli, of the Target Mossimo’s), is a fucking idiot. 

Sep 19
45

Lori will be fully rehabilitated with yoga and art therapy, just like everyone else who goes to prison. 

Sep 17
69

So you’re not excited by the announcement of Trump’s memoir “One Tit, Two Tit, Wife Tit, Daughter Tit”?

Sep 17
68

I’m gonna get a lot of shit for this but I don’t care. It needs to be said: If the last four years have proven anything, it’s that the average American really is too stupid to run their own lives and really does need intellectual elites to make decisions for them.

Sep 17
9

There needs to be a Verzuz: Weed Edition with Willie and Snoop.  

Sep 17
40

Trump’s memoir is going to be a ghost written work of fiction. Like Douglas Adams used to say about his different versions of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, any resemblence between them (in this case reality and the book) is mere coincidence. 

Sep 17
18

I will eat all of her damn gummies if they make me look as great as she does at 79. SEVENTY FRIGGIN NINE!  She has had some great work done to her face. 

Sep 17
19

Gonna have to find out what her buddy Snoop thinks of her stuff. Read more

Sep 17
12

Of course he’s immature. He’s “only 17 and don’t know anything but I know I miss you.” It fits perfectly as a country song because it tells a story from start to finish that is perfectly relatable. She paints the scene leading up to James showing up at Betty’s party, and the anticipation of spending the whole summer Read more

Sep 16
64

I’m a well-known harvester of the lowest hanging fruit.

Sep 16
327

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”
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Sep 16
102

Gwen and Blake are just feeling ansty because they haven’t been getting attention lately. No doubt this is a false lead to drum up interest for next week’s US Weekly article about how they’re totally NOT breaking up, in fact they’re planning a wedding and they’re pregnant with ten babies!!!

Sep 15
84

I broke up with The Bachelor for Colton’s season because I thought he was such a terrible pick. On his home visit, he said that he his mommy had to nurse him back to health after his last breakup. It was described in such a way that was a major red flag. Combined with the pedestal he placed his virginity, this man was Read more

Sep 14
11

Oooo, she’s so edgy. Now I really like her. 

Sep 14
17

I love when celebs answer a question that they were asked by a reporter, and then people act like it was volunteered info or some shit

Sep 14
58

Just imagine the reaction this story would have gotten in 2015. Now stealing wombs is just going to be a minor blip in the news cycle. That’s why they can get away with this. Read more