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12/4/19
11:55 PM
9

That’s a human rights violation right there; maple syrup is as essential as air and water. Yes, I’m Canadian.

12/4/19
9:26 PM
32

Pratt and Renner can walk into active volcano together and take Kartrashians with them.

12/4/19
1:29 PM
11

Start casually mentioning that fact to friends/acquaintances. Stoners are the most generous people out there, and someone will take the hint and hook you up. 

12/4/19
12:35 PM
29

Really looking forward to canceling Youtube assholes, Kanye and the Kardashians! 

12/4/19
12:06 PM
109

If you chose to save Kanye over Michael Jackson’s music we cannot be friends, you are DUMB

12/4/19
11:28 AM
122

This is gonna be the most cathartic bracket ever. Immediately after voting I was filled with a feeling of peace and weightlessness, albeit temporarily. I guess imagining a world without YouTubers really was that therapeutic!

12/4/19
11:21 AM
82

I love the image of baby boomers cowering in fear that someone might utter “OK” in their general direction. 

12/3/19
3:22 PM
9

I want to know about the chicken and rabbit tchotkes. Is their whole house like that, covered in knick knacks?

12/2/19
7:36 PM
45

I am so sick of both of them and want them to go away forever.

12/2/19
7:19 PM
64

When Pete Buttigieg adopts consultant approved listening posture, what does he hear? 

12/2/19
7:01 PM
42

Does Pete even want to be president?  I feel like he’s just queuing up a campaign memoir and a talking head job on MSNBC.  

12/2/19
5:51 PM
29

What if I sneak in? I mean, I didn’t sign anything. But I am sneaking in. It’s a moral gray area, but maybe one that won’t get me sued? So hard to know.