I’m pretty sure if you go to work for this site as a blogger, you sign an agreement that you will bad mouth Matt Damon every chance you get. No matter the situation. 

Huh? Are you saying that white women do not get called out as gold-diggers? Because where I come from, gold digging is mostly if not only associated with white women.

“so no one will ever call out this marriage for what it really is.”

I know I probably care more about Jen G’s feelings than I should, but I think US Weekly had a headline that read something to the effect “Ben & JLo were the loves of each other’s life” and I thought, I’m sure the mother of his children, who nursed him thru numerous bouts of addiction, really appreciates this.

Too much dude and not enough guest.

Also, she died a little younger than Harry is now. She may have intended to write a proper autobiography some day and never got the chance.

The whole “titles for Archie and Lili” discussion is a total farce. The moment Charles becomes king, they will legally be a prince and princess, as they will be the children of the son of the monarch. Anyone who is a male-line grandchild of the monarch is legally a prince or princess. (Edward’s kids don’t use the…

I’d like him to write about how monarchies are bullshit and should be abolished worldwide.

You might be thinking of the Kitty Kelley book?

According to Lady Colin Campbell it was Princess Anne, who totally didn’t mean it in a racist way.

There was a very famous biography of her that was marketed with the tagline “In Her Own Words”, but it wasn’t technically an autobiography. Then again if there’s a ghost writer doing the heavy lifting for Harry then it roughly sounds about the same to me.

Already clinching for a Piers Morgan trash take fueled by Meghan Markle wanting none of.... that.

You won’t see me arguing that a rape threat is okay if the person being threatened sucks. You will see me say that using a threatening message to misgender people and suggest that transgender people are really just a bunch of violent men is a deeply fucked up thing for a woman this famous to say when transgender…

Maybe Big will be tempted by Natasha like Carrie was with Aiden. They might be happier if they just switched back.

As anyone with a sister can attest, this is pretty tame.

Maybe one way we can heal and come together as a nation and society is for each of us to have a chance of throw a punch at Jake Paul.

I watched the whole thing waiting for Missy to come in on a verse! It ended and I was so confused. Guess I’ll go back and rewatch “Tempo” (Missy & Lizzo) again for the 30,000th time.

The breathy talk-singing thing gets a little tired after a couple of songs.

Missy Elliott’s City Girls Video

No one likes her. And Nick Cannon needs to practice putting a condom on a banana.