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She’s a badass legal genius, yes, but I do love that Wapner doesn’t like her.

Yup! I was reminded yesterday of how much most men think that women exist entirely to be receptors of men’s proclivities, whatever they may be. I had an HVAC dude working at my house yesterday and he showed me a dick pic, not once, but twice! The first time it was ostensibly an accident - he was showing me photos on

She shouldn’t have said boo, because she had nothing for which to apologize.

Sometimes I feel bad for all the really, really great gymnasts who had the misfortune of being approximately the same age as the GOAT. They’re all playing for 2nd place and they must know it.

I would agree if they went with Elizabeth. But Lilibet reads to me a sly tweaking of all the formality, pomp and circumstance and reputation that reinforces the royal family’s terrible behavior. The more casual name says “I love you, Grandma, but get with the fucking times,” and paired with Diana it says “and you

If they’re going to name the kid after the queen, they should’ve gone with Betty. Archie and Betty, a natural pairing.

Because she’s still their grandmother and they love her. Acknowledging someone’s faults so you don’t repeat them doesn’t mean that you stop loving them.

They’ve been pretty clear from the beginning that their beef isn’t with the Queen. It’s with the British press, the people in the palace working behind the scenes and

Literal carcasses, as I just mentioned.

Meringue is the perfect adjective for the dress. It was the style of the day.

Charles' cowardice.

What are those sleeves stuffed with to keep them puffed? Is it itchy? I’ll bet that dress was super itchy, as well as fugly.

Is it Haunted?

It looks like a dress that a virginal, 19 year old ingenue designed. :)

“Rival Stings B-level Influencer with Spilt Tea (and Honey)”

Especially after they axed the VP whose son was reselling product he shouldn’t have been able to get his hands on. Someone in product security is going to have to answer a lot of hard questions.

I like those bee videos. It doesn’t inspire me to handle swarms of insects barehanded.

I’ll say it again here on Jezebel, fuck Nike and everything they do and stand for.

Ah Reddit. It should be known that giving even a sliver of power of moderation within it seems to turn a lot of people into grandiose douchebags with itchy trigger fingers. Hell, they have are subreddit on the drama of power vacuums and other soap opera behavior r/subredditdrama since it happens so many times.

Yea somebody is getting their ass charbroiled.

Why would anyone want a shoe dedicated to someone else's dead child? A Kobe shoe I understand, but his dead child?