The whole thing is just plain irksome. Like, you have these grown men who obsess about sports trying to goad you into saying anything click-baity and reminding you that you have to talk to them because you signed a contract. It’s like some creep who demands that you let him come in your place because he bought you…

I could not have said it better. This organization must die, and Masterson needs to be someone’s bitch in prison.  Let’s see how he likes receiving a donkey punch. 

I don't know anything about Justin Bieber but if he was on drugs before and now he's not he might be learning to deal with life without drugs. And that's a journey.

You don’t know who Tessa Thompson is? Well you’re not a queer woman. 

The best trainwrecks are when 2 trains go at each other.

Surprised he hasn’t reached out to the pedophile running to replace Liz Cheney in Wyoming. Birds of a feather...

I think that’s the first time anyone has paired anything “old” with Matt Gaetz.

People are abandoning him faster than life boats off the titanic. When your only ally is MTG, you are done!

We know this info because the feds want us to. Because the feds are sweating him to absolute death. Drip drip drip comes the info on the investigation. What a fucking botoxed-up shitheel this guy is.

I don’t want no scrubs OR E. coli, hanging out the passenger side of my husband’s ride, trying to vomit out beef.

I could see this fucker move into the Capitol to try to avoid being arrested while his obscenely wealthy father brokers an Epstein like plea agreement with the DOJ. And, he will still win re-election because Florida pan-handle.

He produces consistently gorgeous gymnasts (I mean, they even salute beautifully) but I chalk that up to Armine. Never liked Al.

Yep. And by Al Fong, who had two of his gymnasts die early deaths — first Julissa and then Christy Henrich, whose eating disorder was apparently exacerbated by his coaching techiques. Christy died at the age of 22 weighing only 47 pounds :(

Oh wow. She was coached by Bela Karolyi too.

Yes! I was just coming to say this.  Also Julissa died a few years later because of injuries related to that. And a Soviet female gymnast died while attempting in competition.

I’d be less worried about her life and more worried about paralysis, horrible compound fractures, etc.  

Aunt Becky was on the tv show I was watching last night and it was very distracting. My brain kept going Crime Time! Where is the crime hat?

Sometimes its used for a very dry martini that demands only a hint of vermouth - a spritz of vermouth. Why is Martha making that weird face though.