Harry: “Bitch.”

Ding! Ding! Ding!

My thoughts exactly. Maybe it’s laced with cocaine?

Coffee is already skinny. Back in the first couple years of RHONY, I liked Bethenny and pulled for her. No more, and I’m sure she’s feeling the ice from my abandonment.

Trust me even if I explain to you what happens right now, you would still be deeply confused. I had to listen twice. 

found this quote , on a side note im doing way to much research on this:

I think we’re going to see a lot more grassroots efforts to solve crimes (that the police have failed to) in the future- since it’s obvious that police and detectives are incompetent and more concerned with defending themselves than doing their jobs.

Always polyamory, but that’s not for everyone.

If anyone on earth would have a hard time feeling comfortable with their adult womanhood it would be someone who was groomed by their parents and sold to an elderly man in their teens. It would be very difficult to come back from that with any sense of self and comfort in ones sexual self.

where he ejaculated “less than 30 seconds later,”

She should be charged immediately and pension revoked. Guns and tasers feel different for a reason. Also, muscle memory...you damn well know what order your gun and your taser is on your belt. 

Can’t help but think this was a move to avoid being fired and protect her pension. She’s been there 26 years, so it’s likely substantial.

GSD where breed to herd and protect. This is to be expected. I would think working on his behavior while at the White House would be the best option. Especially because it seems like this behavior only occurs at the White House. 

Major is a good dog. He saw danger and protected his dad. The people he nipped are obviously suspect.

Hopefully they can give him the training that will help him be successful in that environment, perhaps some working dog training. Previous white house dogs have bit visitors in the past. It’s not exactly the easiest…

I found his comment exceedingly endearing. He wants babies with this woman that look like her because he loves her so much and he can’t wait.  He’s a blond babyface, she is Asian, so why should he not use Sean Lennon as an aspirational example of what he wants his progeny to look like?  I am on the non-creepy side of…

January you’ve got the money to pay for someone to come and see if there’s a rattlesnake nest on your property and have them all removed humanely.  Get it together girl.

Congrats to everyone for their new, age-appropriate significant others.  

Kid Cudi, who I also don’t really know - has a long way to go to match Cobain’s talent.

I have no issues with filters and nice lighting. What Kardjenners are doing is DISTORTING their bodies into blow up doll and alien territories.