You’d think he could have just used his guns to ensure his safety. I thought, “the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” Apparently, all the people afraid of ‘crimes’ should get yachts instead of guns. It might be more difficult to have ‘active boater’ drills at schools than active…

This feels, to me, like the classic beginning of someone about to face a crossroads: either wake up and leave the cult they were raised in, or double down and shove their head even further into the sand. That discomfort? It’s your gut telling you that something’s wrong, that your reality might be warped, that there…

So many bullets dodged. I can’t even imagine what someone that vindictive and controlling would have done in an actual divorce.

I’m thinking it was Charles (or Camilla), since he’s not talking to his dad these days. 

I do not believe Sofia ever married that guy.

I would like to note that I hope Prince William gets more and more uncomfortable as time goes on.

Chris Meloni is the Proto Chris. Has he ever not been sexy? 

1. I am offering myself as a tribute to the threesome.

The Free Britney movement is a conspiracy theory, full stop. There’s probably something very wrong with her conservatorship. The media was awful to her during her peak years of fame and she deserves an apology, particularly when it comes to the coverage of her mental health. It contains a kernel of truth. But the way…

He is a good boy. What do we know about these nipp-ees, anyhow? Huh?

this guy is my least favorite andy samberg character.

he has a very forgettable face

I mean, the soft bigotry of low expectations and all, but after several millenia of them fucking up shit at every opportunity, this feels like the most harmless possible pursuit we can expect of white guys, and so I think we should divert as many of them into this as possible.

i thought you had to be good looking to be a himbo? no?

Chet Hanks is extremely stupid, but so is the “Kings” and “Queens” shit.

p.s. If I see anyone wearing WBS gear, I have to assume they are Nazi Skinheads or Proud Boys (same thing).

Classic Tory sleaze.

This is the worst fanfic I have ever read.  It is even sadder it is true. 

“It was soggy and limp. This man was completely useless in the kitchen.”

At least she got something out of him! Though if she actively wanted to shag him, she has really poor taste in men!