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He just sounds so mean. Like really? You wouldn’t leave your kid in her care, just because she’s fat?? I fucking hate people like this. They can’t see beyond people’s weight.

Yes. Yes, yes, and yes some more. And that she KNOWS this is why he has an issue with her sister means it’s been discussed — a LOT. So I wonder how her husband treats her, and how that affects the way she sees her own body. What she’s clearly saying is that her husband wouldn’t love her if she gained weight. I wonder

I am fully aware of the documentary The Jeffrey Dahmer Files, but I have zero of those experiences to report. Jeff neither killed nor ate me (not even a wafer-thin morsel), and he was always highly professional. I asked all my friends and colleagues, and their experiences did not differ at all from mine.

Joan, I have never met Woody Allen or Matt Layer in my entire life. Therefore I’ve never experienced firsthand the behavior that other women are alleging. The documentaries and other evidence may be accurate, but those experiences do not match mine.

It’s not like a Kardashian/Jenner to ever just take the fucking L. 

Harry is more than likely going to be a spokesperson for this company.

They need that diversity consultant ASAP. Maybe a new PR team, too.

Right? One would think their handlers would be savvier than this.

Jezeus, did somebody really think this was going to help? Wow.

The superhero Captain BlackFriend has been wheeled out to rescue poor Willy from accountability.

And by all accounts Kaiser Wilhelm II was the favorite of all of Queen Victoria’s 138 grandchildren, or however many she had.

Hey now, they only said they have it all in place.

“The same Royal Family whose ancestors changed their name to Windsor because they thought the original German surname was too ethnic.”

Wouldn’t be wonderful if we had a system of health care that people wouldn’t have to depend on the kindness of strangers?

Ironically, making this girl famous is also something he needs to apologize for.

Although she mangled the words, colour me impressed by Britney Spears accent in Farsi! A blessed and happy No Ruz, everyone! ♡

[Dr. Phil voice]: “Now, you’re kinda like the person playing chess herr, only the squayes on the board keep chaynging...which is hard if you’re a dog on a long ride and you can’t stick your heayed out the window...and the lawn sprinkler in your mahnd is on wide spray but whut you need is a good positive straight spray.

Just here to say that as Elizabeth Olsen is going to be the next RDJ of those Marvel movies, I hope she gets paid like it.

Didn’t he get his Ph.D from like DeVry or a bartending school or something?