“Who cares what Prince Charles thinks right now.”

Is today national Jez Blog Trashians day? 

I’m not sure if you are talking about Caitlyn or JRod’s display, but I agree. 

I agree. I’m happy to see a celebrity speak out about this. A lot of treatment now finally supports moderation as an option - it has been this way in the UK for awhile, and now finally here in the US.

When I used to work in an office (in the Before days), one of the TVs in the break room was set to whatever channel they show up on. Whenever I saw them, I always figured he would be the one to cheat on her...

Agree. I fail to see the charm of someone whose personality is 100% Annoying All the Time Look at Me Look at Me Look at Meeeee!

Sharon unsurprisingly still found away to center herself and make herself the victim in all this when she was the aggressor. 

I realize looking back now, that my drinking excessively at parties or inappropriately at other social functions was me trying to deal with social anxiety/awkwardness. I still socialize, but only when I really want to (which is rarely anymore) and when I do go, I’m happy and ready to socialize and definitely drink…

Hi Jezzies! Yesterday marked 10 — TEN! — weeks since my last drink. Since I posted about it 2 weeks ago on SNS, the icy midwest tundra has started to melt and there are more opportunities for outdoor distance hangs on friends’ patios.

OMG, I just saw a photo shot from the Oprah promo, and he now has hair like Kody Brown.  There are not enough EWWWWWWWWWWS in the world. 

Chip Gaines makes me feel uncomfortable. I don’t know what it is, but if I was left in a room alone with him I would feel the need to flee immediately. I just get an ewwww feeling every time I see his face.

They’re over. They just want to control the narrative. 

“never ’officially’ broke up” pls get outta here with that noise rando insider (who sounds like a Lopez team flack holding tissue paper over the receiver)— these two aren’t junior high sweethearts. They probably need to disentangle their couple-based business deals or shared real estate holdings (that mansion they…

So I guess she finally was convinced that he bangs any blonde in the southeastern quadrant, and has the IQ of a crab lice.  Good for her.  

It’s simple. All someone has to do is ask McConaughey, on camera, “If you were governor when the storm hit, what, specifically, would you have done to maintain power getting to peoples’ homes? And as a follow-on: How will you improve the Texas power grid so this never happens again?”

One of these two candidates is a man paid to lie about who he is for a living... the other is Matthew McConaughey.

Wearing black cannot un-blot the absolute un-coolness of partaking in the most traditional act of joining the institution of marriage.

OH MY GOD. This is wedding photo is one of the worst I’ve ever seen, only above the ones where brides pretend to give the grooms blowjobs. Why do people make things intentionally bad for “art?” Why can’t you make it intentionally good for “art?”

My great grandma wore a burgundy dress with an amazing hat as well. My mom (as a girl) asked her why she didn’t have a white dress and my great grandma’s response was to wink and say, “Maybe I wasn’t a virgin?” She was such a fun, sassy lady. She swore to my grandparents she wouldn’t live to see 2000. She died 11:30pm…

YALL.  What is going on with these drab, ill fitting outfits and sunburnt faces?!  This strange, crooked backdrop, with it’s two suns?