I want seconds.

I can believe it.

It drives me NUTS.

Listen, I love dogs. I prefer my own dog to most people. But the weird fucking language people use to imitate dogs drives me up the wall. “hoomans.”

I just wanted them to respond to me like humans in the email. Literally, the entire email was written like that lol.

Frankie (right), a beautiful creature who I will never forgive for eating a slice of bread pudding thatI JUST BOUGHT in one gulp a few months ago.

We got married in the Church because most of our grandparents were still alive and that is just what our families did.

A friend of mine was marrying into a Catholic family. I have no idea if she was going to convert. I suspect it never got that far because they wanted to marry outside in a specific park, and the Catholic Church refused to do outdoor weddings. Everything had to be physically done in the church.

My bet’s on William. You just know the “type” he is, rich, privileged, white, private school, never accomplished anything on his own of significance, stands to inherit a fortune in real estate and cultural treasures worth more than the combined GDP of half the nations of Earth. If he were a character in an 80s movie…

Dude. Facebook tirades not even your friends read and iPhone selfie rant videos on a YouTube page no one visits does not a “journalist” make.

So much to unpack.

I pity your editor.

I’m thinking Charles after Harry's side of the interview 👀

It’s not about whether or not Archie should be a prince or not. The fact is Andrew’s children carry the title. To not offer it to Harry’s kid/children looks HORRENDOUS.

I take great joy that a bunch of right-wing knuckledraggers now performatively have to listen to Ariel Pink and Mumford & Sons back to back. Can we vote on who’s the next truly awful band that we secretly hope has a touch of the fash in ‘em so we can “cancel” them and get all the people whose moms dress them like Ben…

I interpreted that as it would be damaging for her to say it. Considering the guy has been unwell for weeks, it would look v bad for her to be speaking ill of the almost-dead. (I believe this interview was filmed after he entered hospital but correct me if I’m wrong.)

100% it was Philip who “expressed concerns” about how dark Archie’s skin would be while Meghan was pregnant.

My theory is that it was for Kanye’s mental health - keeps him calm and unstimulated.

I always wonder what happens when one of the kids gets a stomach bug in the middle of the night and projectile vomits last nights spaghetti in the hallway on his way to his moms (or nannies) room.