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The leopard ate my faaaaccceeeee

Uh, no, voting for evil policies is endorsing the commission of evil acts. It's not all all removed. It's the exact same thing as when Trump told Michael Cohen to pay off Stormy Daniels. He didn't write the cheque, but he is still completely culpable for the outcome. Don't patronize voters by absolving them from…

And look at where their readership is because of it. I’ve been here for 10 years, and am somehow back to being gray? The commenters used to be such a cool integral part of the experience. Adultosaur, remember them? The bloggers were all top notch up and coming journalists. Now it’s just hating on the celebrity woman…

I'm gonna disagree with you, only because Henry Cavill is so fucking good looking he can't possibly be human...like, how is that man not the result of an algorithm? He works so well as superman because he's too hot to be from earth. Jamie Dornan is the serial killer next door I would still definitely fuck.

Thats super sad. I am so sorry you have memories of your father that can in any way be compared to trump.

She’s gonna have to either get really jesus-y or appear as a guest star on a cooking show. 

Savage and accurate

when you’re so dead inside that marrying and fucking Stephen Miller seems like a good idea, Hitachi on high is the only thing that can make you feel anything.

I'm not dead yet!

I bet Meghan and Harry watch it together and he spills the tea and they laugh together about their good fortune to have escaped.

I got to vote for Jack Layton, as a constituent in his riding, the year he became the leader of the official opposition. I think I’d voted for the NDP previously, but it was nice to be able to vote in his riding, specifically for him, in such a historic election.

Um pretty sure Scott Disick started dating Sofia Ritchie before she was 18. So this is actually about a pattern of gross predatory behavior....

That is gorgeous. I want every newspaper to now refer to him as ‘Noted Loser, Donald Trump’ and I want every photo caption to read ‘Donald Trump seen [insurer whatever grifty activity is in the photo] after losing reelection'

I like Turtle Stalin, however I submit for your review: Turtleini

Yeah except Biden can do what donny two scoops did and just name her as an 'acting- director's or whatever he did to avoid having half his cabinet confirmed in the back half of his presidency.

Yep, and hopefully through his ineptitude and hubris he ends up in jail!

That would be so fucking glorious. I can't think of anything he would hate more. Just secretly film him doing everything from washing his own dishes go taking a shut for a year and then release it as a limited series. It would make such excellent propaganda for NK.

Ugh she’s the absolute fucking worst. At least Mike Duffy was out there spoiling himself, not really hurting anyone. This dickbag is actively trying to make peoples lives shitter.

I'm pretty sure it's just the actual world trolling us at this point. I read that while thing and was like 'yep, that's real life I guess.' like it's just slowly been building up to this level of navel gazing. We are elder millenial frogs in a near boiling soup of the future abys