Boom!

I’m confused. Why does being able to afford 24 of a single very expensive item make one trashy? Is it because it’s an item you disapprove of for some probably mysogynistic reason?

Isnt that kind of the point? She is so rich she can afford to have dozens of outlandish bags worth more than a Subaru. She doesn’t need to have a‘classic neutral shade’s because this bag doesn’t have to go with every outfit she wears until she dies and is buried in one more outfit her bag goes with.

I think Ryan Gosling is enough to make anyone want babies

I will 100% listen to him read his memoir. I'm not a big fan of audio books yet, but I go in big and hard for ones read by the author, autobiographies in particular.

Neither does the massive shit I took this morning!

Ayooooooo

Yaaaaasssss. That was my pick as well. He’s young enough that with enough work and therapy he may overcome the extreme trauma that has been 2016-2020 and/or his entire life up until the point I take possession of his body. My tell-all memoirre would be litty titty and all proceeds would go to supporting the First…

Really? She seemed cool until she started campaigning as the 'Accessible Ivanka' which really just means 'less hot and therefore less loved by her father Ivanka'. That's a sad vibe.

Yep. I’d be Barron no problem, he seems like a cool kid, and young enough that there’s still time to address whatever profound emotional neglect he’s suffered. Or even Eric. Dunno why, but no way I’d ever step into Ivanka or Don jr. Too fucked up by their obvious and desperate attempts to please their faaaaahhther (To…

One can only hope

Ya, I only have hot friends. Come to Canada, we are a ‘hot friends only' zone.

Demi:

I’ve got some nice make friends who are single and believe women should be in charge of their own bodies, I can hook you up?

I’ve never been interested in visiting NYC until just this moment.

Does she live under a rock? That information has been so widely spread, it's pretty inexcusable to be ignorant of it at this point.

“...River, after Phoenix’s late brother." Gets me right in the feels

Wouldn't it make more sense to donate all proceeds from the sales of these shirts to an organization that uplifts and fights on behalf of BIPOC? That way every time a neckbearded incel buys one they are thanked for supporting BLM or the ACLU or something? They'd find a new uniform right quick, and the shirts can start…

Totally makes up for that Pepsi thing lmao

I see a lot of commenters complaining about the tone of some articles, and the general habits of the Jez staff etc, and a lot of it is really valid. The site isn't what it used to be, but these people are just butthurt for the sake of being butthurt.