Pretty sure this article is in the same vein as the RBG articles, and not meant to be taken seriously at all, and has nothing to do with Biles being black, more to do with her being an irreplaceable national treasure that must be protected at all costs. 

Particularly when the paparazzi is essentially responsible for the death of one of their mothers?

It makes me want to stab my eyes out, but I’m a jaded bitter old hag, so there's that.

Okay, but after naming their kid Daisy Bloom they have officially used up their ‘cutesy quota’ for eternity. 

This right here. I also think that it scares the pants off other republicans with teenagers because if Kellyanne’s kid is getting this much attention for dragging her parents for their vile actions, then it could happen to them too, and Claudia Conway could be showing that it's possible to speak out against your…

I think it’s hilarious that anyone buys the idea that Kellyanne Conway is going to spend any time helping her kids with schoolwork, or that she won’t be doing other evil shit in service of destroying American democracy.

Ellen DeGeneres looks exactly like Roger Stone. Has anyone seen them in the same room?

You okay bro?

I’ll reference the great and wise Hot Rod in his unforgettable classic hit song ‘ I like to Fuck’

I can 100% see that.

Classic Scorpio

I will say that Wellbutrin helped my depression-with-a-heavyyyy-dose-of-anxiety tremendously. I’ve always been prone to depression, however before I turned 25ish I was able to kick it the old fashioned way. I started taking Wellbutrin after a couple incidents that led me to a pretty dark and somewhat Post Traumatic…

That would be lit. I hope they do it.

‘Hubby’ and ‘DH’ make me want to puke into my hands and throw the hot offerings of my stomach across the room. You are adults, this is an adult relationship. You don’t have to take it all seriously, but don’t infantilize your partner. They are equals and had best be doing their equal share.

Not absolving him of anything, however this is what the cycle of abuse looks like. Right down to a victim-turned-abuser becoming a mouthpiece for change. 

Amazing how a someone with a very open history of being abused sexually as a child might have no ability to relate to people in a healthy way.

So let’s not have a nuanced talk about the cycle of abuse, and how it’s playing out on the world stage, let’s devolve into ‘Corey Feldman has been wierd for a while' type talks, because it makes us all feel better for ignoring the rampant sexual abuse in Hollywood.

It ain't me babe, no no no it ain't me babe🎶🎶

I once broke AND dislocated my pinky whilst flail-running down a somewhat narrow hallway to answer the phone.