I’m with you. That other one looks like a Paul brother, and I was worried I’d have to stop lusting after Davidson because he was keeping scummy company

Could not agree more. It’s baffling to me that even with the obvious proof like the math you’ve provided, and that is available in handy graph form litterally everywhere, boomers don’t see it. I have no idea why things like education, housing, food and healthcare are seen as things to be earned, and not just basic…

I like the cut of your jiib

Right? Might as well just be Lady Dogwhistle.

Someone on Facebook I know is referring to them as Lady Anti-BLM and I'm fucking loving it.

Yes, we must deny ourselves any and all joy because there is suffering in the world! Which mass self-flagellation are you heading to this evening? I'm booked in for the 8pm slot, as I've got a full afternoon of jogging in a hair shirt to accomplish first.

Your mom sounds like my mom. She's cool, but a hundred percent without mercy. 

Really glad your dog came back. Otherwise, sounds like a regular night. 

So, that is a horrendous story, and your ex is garbage for sure for not including you in conversations and making sure you connected with at least one other person, I hope he's divorced and paying a shot ton in alimony. However if you knew there was a body of water, not bringing a bathing suit is on you. If there is…

WYNN!! What an adorable bag of bones. I hope he gains a hundred pounds and gets adopted asap to live in a perpetual sunbeam.

Right!?! Someone needs to adopt this cat and start an Instagram I can spend all my time following and all my money on merch.

I got Ted from Bill & Ted's excellent adventure!!

I totally believe Amy Klobuchar is that cynical. How else could you be where she is, as a woman in American politics. She's this paragon of the Midwest. I bet she doesn't even like her own haircut. It just focus grouped the best.

Tax! The! Rich!

See also: Minority Government that he doesn't want to go down in flames. If he starts a dick measuring contest with *45 he'll get raked over the coals by the both the conservatives and the NDP. 

Trudeau is incredibly media savvy, there is no way on God’s green earth those 21 seconds were because he couldn’t figure out what to say. He had to have known he’s be asked about Trump directly, knew he couldn’t actually say ‘fuck that clown and the swamp monster he rode in on’ and figured a big old awkward pause was…

Right?!? I'm also 99% sure I heard about it in the Jezebel comments section!

Dry Shampoo*before* bed. It will change your life.

Team Loon. 

Sex is like euchre. If you have a good hand, you can go alone. Thanks mom!!