Yeah. Ontarian here. We are all baffled that Ford is acting like an adult. I don't know anyone who voted for him, or ever would, but everyone I talk to is grateful he's not fucking this one up.

I’m actually so in awe of Trudeau and the Liberals right now. He’s probably got the strongest minority government in modern history. His government’s response to the coronavirus is securing his re-election. His political opponents can’t say shit about it, and the decision to ban a while bunch of guns is not going to…

Good for him for normalizing the 'I only work my pecs' look. 

This would be great as anything other than a wedding ring. You know the saying 'take off one accessory before you leave'. This is the jewellery version of a person who has too many accessories on

Oh I'm way to old for the fun stuff, but I do have fond memories!

I have become the old man yells at cloud meme. 

Your point about molly messing with your immune system (I’d always be left with swollen glands) is the only legitimate counterpoint I've seen so far.

When did the Jezebel tops comments get so square?

When did the Jezebel tops comments get so square?

Do it. Molly is my ride or die. As long as you’ve got some OJ, tropical flavoured chewing gum and a vibrator, fire away!

I’ve been saying for over a year that Stacey Abrams in the only running mate that could possibly make a Biden ticket interesting. She’s an activist, has a clear goals she is working on inside of, and outside of her roles in government. She’s young, she’s a woman of colour. She has a unique perspective that Klobuchar…

Thats adorable. You cannot have too many moms and dads. Its just not a problem people have.

That you for digging up this pure gold. I’m equally appalled and enthralled by this deranged ethos.

You know, given we might have to be living in our houses, and only our houses for a few more minutes, I might want to start living romantically, or at least not living surrounded by discarded socks and takeout containers....

Same. My parents had an awesome divorce. I’m sure they wouldn’t characterize it that way, but compared to the bullshit my peers went through with their parents, it was dope. They didn’t use us a pawns, they never argued in front of us, custody was never a game, and they never, ever bad-mouthed each other. My dad later…

He’s really obsessed with The Bachelor, eh?

People who name their kids similar names are the least interesting, least imaginative people. And thats what they raise.

Lmao McKarty wtf

We have those in farm country in Canada to. And they are exactly the same.