And I'm not one to make fun of people's last names but wtf is going on there as well??

Her name is a nightmare to look at, it's like a yuppy parent's fever dream manifested in a series of letters.

Don’t be! These are strange times, that no one could really emotionally prepare for. Most people’s routines are totally gone. Be kind to yourself, balance is a verb. You'll get back on track.

She was so exasperated. I think they took the pots and pans away as a punishment one time, but as soon as I got them back I was at it again right away. I am happy to report I now use the appropriate receptacle when indoors to relieve myself :p

You know those play kitchens with the Fisher price pots and pans? I used to poop in them all the time. I wanted something I could actually ‘cook’ or 'bake' with.

Yep. I don’t have kids, and we are both home, I’m working, he’s hole with pay, so this is basically a great opportunity to stay home, bang a bunch, and take long walks with the dogs. 

M god you're spot on

Watching Arnie with his mini farm animals is the most joyful nonsense. 

Whoa easy there. Caftans? Gotta walk before we run. Better get some statement necklaces from a jewellery pyramid scheme first. 

I mean, why bother listing anything else?

Peanut butter and aunt jemima's (the only time pure maple syrup is not the right choice) on toast is a glaring and shocking omission.

Damn you just changed my life

She looks comfy and warm. I'm happy for her. 

On behalf of high functioning morons everywhere, thank you.

Can you imagine being asked to fly to Japan for what sounds like the lamest wedding of all time? 

5 years from now:

Um oh my god! Thank you so much! I’ve never heard of the Clary sage oil, and the massage info is super helpful. I definitely see how it would be helpful. I promise you didn’t come off as one-upping on the pain front. I’m grateful my issues are very predictable and mostly under control, and for the advice of people…

That makes total sense. You’ve got to be on a whole other level I can’t even imagine.

I can totally see what Kate Middleton is talking about. I get wiiiicked period cramps. I vomit from the pain at least once a year if I’m not super careful. I’ve found that keeping calm and really focused relaxation can be a huge help when waiting for the pain meds to kick in. I wanna know how this can help my epic…

Congratulations! Be kind to yourself <3 the boys send their love and amputee octopuses.