I live in the city, so I consider the depanneur up the street my survival kit :p my dog and I would make excellent post apocalyptic looters.

I do not believe this little rhyme was intended to be totally accurate, as vaginas all smell differently depending on a lot of things. They just don't smell like perfume, and should not smell like perfume.

Man, how is this still a problem in 2020? Before I hit puberty I knew that messing around with your vagina, douching and putting stuff in it was a bad idea. How do people not know this???

You know she’s not the first person or teenager to dress themselves in unconventional clothing to protest the sexualization of their teenage body right? 

Dying

Perfect take

E. JEAN CARROLL FOR PRESIDENT

I think the problem with Trump supporters is that they don’t actually care about the substance of what Trump is doing. If he did it, they don't pay attention, and just assume it was a smart move. Anyone actually paying attention is either evil or horrified.

Dying at Jared calling out Palestinian leaders for calling for ‘a day of rage’ dudeeeeee look at who your boss isssssssss

This is some pretty thin shit, lol. Pushed for his character to date a diverse range of women ...so he can only think of people in relation to himself and not as autonomous beings?

Right? I mean if he’s gotta at least strap it to the roof of his car if he wants a shot at the nomination!

Most dogs hate having their snouts grabbed. I would lose my shit is someone did this to my dog. Wtf. 

We are sorry.

He's not mad... Just disappointed. 

In all fairness, he’s a little late to the ‘work for Trump just long enough to gather enough material for a book’ train and all the good titles have been taken.

Mayo Pete would obviously be bringing his famous shredded wheat suspended in gelatin to the breakfast potluck.

Oh absolutely. She will snack on some local artisanal popcorn, and begin drafting housewarming invitations, laughingly think to herself ‘I’m so glad my calligraphy isn’t as rusty ad I’d feared’. Bogart and Guy are curled up by her feet under the table.

I guess the issue here is that if she ends up on the jury (unlikely) it opens up the possibility of a mistrial, or gives the defense grounds for an appeal. It's great of her to be willing to give up her time for this though, people avoiding jury duty suck, and it sucks that for many people, it could cause undue…

Well, there were many ‘petite morts’.....