If I had just broken up with someone/been dumped the FIRST thing I would want to do is go to some other country and live it up. Living well us the best revenge after all! 

“Walmart Liberace”

Thats actually a great point I hadn't considered. Thank you! 

My friends and I rode them in Paris this summer. They are 100% very fun death traps. We went through a 4 lane roundabout and shockingly did not die, but that’s because the French are excellent drivers. The funniest part of these things is riders can just leave the scooters wherever. On Sunday morning, bussing down to…

Dont be silly. He's obviously going to install a time machine first.

Also where were his body guards??? 

This is the only good end of year round up.

If I was Chelsea Manning, and I was let out of prison, in the political climate of 2017, I would not have had the balls to hang around in any country with an extradition treaty with the US, never mind actually stay stateside. So this sucks, but what a badass. 

I totally hadn’t thought of this, and I’m also here for it. Even better would be if it’s a tax scam and it’s Kris Jenner pulling the strings. Please Baby Yoda, I don’t as for much

It’s pretty cool that the only other person I can think of to contend with Biles for GOAT is Serena Williams, another black woman. No one else comes close

They absolutely should have just edited in the clip afterwards. It seems like they were setting this up to have a conversation about why he doesn't like listening to himself, which is also pretty rude of them.

Actually so grateful you included that first paragraph. My tiny gerbil brain was struggling to remember this mediocre-at-best person for 4 years ago.

Britney is off limits. She's just trying to live, and has zero control over her life. Anyone who doesn't see that is blind

Pharrell has disassociated very effectively.

John Travolta looks so much better bald, but he has also not looked as good as he did reprising his Grease role since, well, Grease.

Eight? You can pry my solid teak furniture from my cold dead Norwegian aesthetic loving hands

Just flag for spam. Not worth your time to reply etc.

Lol@ ptete buttgrief who was down to debate just Tom Steyer and Amy Klobuchar, but nope out the second Steyer did.

Honestly, I just love seeing Rhianna make bank. On anything. Everything she touches is gold, and I want it all.

exorcism-lite ™️