Guys wtf is under his nose in that picture!!??!! I will tell you. It's fucking crushed up Adderall. 

I totally agree. Tom Hiddleston thirdwheeling with Taylor’s #squad was epic. He was like the awkward student teacher chaperoning the school dance.

Been listening to The Dropout all day and definitely read this as Theranos.

Been listening to The Dropout all day and definitely read this as Theranos.

Cue daily mail interview with a *hurt* and *confused* Thomas Markle....

Guys. Clearly the answer is to bring stuff back. Nicotine you can snort and store in cute boxes. Suck it vape teens.

I hear the only emissions these batteries produce are freedom molecules.

They hate them. It's hot as tits out, you lose so much water, that my friend who has done parades a bunch of times always slips the gym for a week before to get himself hydrated enough to avoid getting sick during one. Also, soldiers of all ranks have way better shit to be doing.

Cream cheese and ham on a bagel is like having cheesecake for breakfast. I fully endorse this, as ricotta is an excellent cheese

My ass could win an eating contest, it is a relentless gobbler. I would rather delicately pluck my skirt from it's meaty grasp a few times a day than endure constant wedgies from underwear. 

A wheel in the ditch if I've very seen one. 

#standyouruterus

**starts Guns 4 Fetuses Superpac**

I totally remember that. And I didn't mean to imply that it is not already happening elsewhere. I only wanted to reiterate that there is a slippery slope, and this shit is halfway down

That would be cool if everyone just died off as a result of genetic inferiority. 

Dont trip, you might get charged with manslaughter

I’m also confused. Where in my post did it say I would teach your dumb ass about how policing and prosecution works in relation to class/racial politics?? 

Harambe 2020!!

I realize I’m spamming here, but this is how it starts. A poor woman of colour outside a dollar store. Some day they will come for the lower middle class single white woman who miscarried because she couldn’t afford to work only one job while hella pregnant.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Merkin Alert! Nobody’s pubes are that neat looking naturally.