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Im going to be that conspiracy bitch who wonders is there support for the anti birth control pill movement supported by pro life Republican sources? Sowing distrust in a simple, cheap, now mostly readily available contraceptive seems like their M.O. who else benefits from undermining women's trust in this option?

You forgot the space in ‘the rapists

I want you to be right so bad. I just have zero faith in humanity and can’t withstand the crushing disappointment.

To the red tent with you, Melanie!

You are 100% on the money. I wish someone would tell him to calm his tits, because he’s going to win without a war with Iran. He's the incumbent and the economy hasn't gone tits up yet.

The only way I can get off is if the Duolingo bird is watching

17% of Jezebel commenters have just eaten their own hat :p

Why bother even having sex with a live person, if you are going to have completely separate, parallel experiences? Also, how can you tell if you’re about to give your partner a blister, or an orgasm if you are blasting Good Charlotte’s seminal album, The Young and The Hopeless, the whole time? 

GARLIC SALT people. If you are going to be lazy and forgo fresh garlic, just give in, and use the most magical powder known to man (cocaine clocks in at a very close second)- garlic salt. 

the issue is that Lyft is opportunistically jumping on the prison reform bandwagon to deflect from their own incredibly unethical hiring and employment practices. A more meaningful contribution would be a ride to work for the first 3 months of employment for a formerly incarcerated person, oh and you know, paying

1. Salmon jacket is our summer song of 2019. The song we deserve.

Right? And the only reason he still talks to his kids with Nicole is because he’s raised them in a literal cult. Father of the year over here.

Ugh she definitely running for something in 2020

Lol, I was definitely going to post a of the top 4 most famous chrises, Pratt is #5 but I like your fire.

That list of pregnancy expenses is truly deranged and I love it. Definitely need to use deranged more.

No one over the age of 30 who calls themselves ‘Chip’ is also not a rapist. 

Lol, they just had Mitch the fry cook from White Castle confirm it :p

Pointing out a person is a felon every time they use an ATM is racist. Martha Stewart doesn’t get her rap sheet brought up every time she goes to the bank. Reese Witherspoon doesn’t get that every time she takes her kids for a drive.

Shut your mouth

The sheep clearly is just lying back and thinking of England.