After eight years of Trump questioning Obama’s birth cert., then everything he did during the election, you think one act of “unselfishness” makes everything okay? Nope, you’re not going to win this year. Or next. Or the year after.

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

Basically this has been the Chargers and the City of San Diego for years.

I used to tow for AAA, and I recall having to pick up an Integra with one of these on the back. It may have been installed ‘correctly’, I don’t know, the kid told me to use it to winch the truck up onto the bed. Not gonna happen, not then, not now, not ever...I’m not hooking my winch to an eBay tow hook.

More realistically re: your final wish, someone would shoot portrait-mode video via extra-shaky potatocam.

You know... This makes me want to start laser cutting some acrylic tow hooks, then edge lighting them. As long as they’re pointless, let’s make them even more obnoxious, because they’ll sell.

There is one way that works for every car, new and old, autonomous or not, IoT-connected or not -

Tots>bacon.

I shall disregard your warning. Lifting is for losers.

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

Depending on what service it’s in for, hard driving may be part of the diagnosis. Some people think the process of bedding in brakes is “excessive” but it’s required to have happy brakes. Some people are just overly sensitive about their cars.

AMEN BROTHER! ::fistbump::

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

I donut think they do.

NICE AUDI LOL

Punch onto others as they would punch onto you.

Obviously the Church has it wrong. If we want God to answer our prayers, we need to punch people in the face.

I still love animal crackers. I eat the head first, then the feet, then the body.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.