Word is they brought in some consultants.

Track: Dopethrone | Artist: Electric Wizard | Album: Dopethrone

+1 you white? Then you Ben Affleck

Perhaps Minotaur would be a better sponsor for him. #tastethebeast #unleashthebeast

Damn right - hi-po utes are about the hooniest car you could hope to buy. And when you need a special button to drift your car, you’re probably too shit at driving to attempt to drift it anyway. It’s like cars that rev-match on a downshift - you get a computer to help you because you can’t manage it yourself.

Good thing the RS is AWD and can send 70% of it’s power to the back wheels.

Grant uses a digital tire gauge, not an imprecise analog one, before each performance to ensure no tire is off by 1.5psi. So there is no risk of loosing control of the car.

TGAC(Top Gear After Clarkson) is horrible. It has nothing to do with the hosts although the Screaming Guy does suck pretty bad. It’s more the producing and writing. I bet you could take an old script and run the Joey and Screaming Guy through it and it would be a decent show. Obviously that won’t work as we’ve seen…

The 2nd worst turbo failure in history.

Ok. let me get this right. Your $600 Moab Jeep is more reliable than the “reliable” car you bought to rely on while working on the Jeep. So you are now relying on the $600 Jeep to transport you while you wrench on the “Reliable Car”? Why didn’t you just buy a Plymouth K? It’s a nice Reliant automobile.

The most interesting part of that was a LaFerrari with a tow hitch. Can we get more details on why there is a LaFerrari with a tow hitch?

You can’t handle a timing belt change, who’d trust a intense restoration by you? Stick to buffing craigslist finds.

I want to cosplay as her sports bra.

Breakdown lane? You mean...extra lane when there is traffic.

You’d probably have more success if you explain what “catalyst” means. A scary majority seems to have missed that high school chemistry class and still think they are filters.

There’s a much better way of doing this, folk. Just cut the catalytic converters off the cars. No one even notices, AND it's perfectly legal.

I’m sticking with the guy who has two penises for a name

Best name ever?

... your Peel out was pretty weak.