Find me an S2K for under $5k, or a clean one under $10k. I'll wait.

Did someone say Barracuda?

Who let's Orlove transport a giant beam?

Well, the Nissan Cube fuzzy dash carpet is actually made from 100% Alpaca pubes.

*cough* Nascar *cough*

Shhhhut uuuup....

For some reason, I'd rather take 666 HP over 1000 HP or the 707 HP they announced in a Hellcat.

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So you're saying I should just cut the top of a Blazer?

So did you see Yngwie and sleep with a stripper or not?

thought i'd contribute:

The worst? Children will be MURDERED by all the imported Zondas.

I didn't choose the slut life, the slut life chose me.

"Hey, guys, does anyone have some Fred Durst handy? Without it, this video might break YouTube with its awesomeness. I need to take it from an 11 to about a 6."

Sounds good! I'm sure the old man will let me borrow it again. He put a thousand miles on my car and I put 50 on his so he owes me. Then again 50 miles of depreciation on a Ferrari probably is like 1000 miles of deprecation on an M3, hahaha.

Per our prior discussion: B.A.D. 458 FTW!!!!!!!!

120 miles and you didn't cover the front of the car with painters tap? Amateur.

It was a Bronco. #jalop

Just go to the pound and get the dog that you click with best.