If you have an insurmountable lead with one lap to go, you finish the lap and then be happy you won. If you want to show how much faster you were, then you show the time difference in the results. You don't go around being a monumental a-hole, fooling around with no hands, slowing down to toy with lapped racers etc.

Unforgivable.

As a father of three, I can say that I never said that we are pregnant I always said we are going to have a baby, just sounded more right.

Too much beer.

Its car version of the Powerthirst commerical.

You mean like this ...

You can fix that much damage in one night, but it takes a week to get my car back after an oil change and an alignment? Screw you Audi.

You should have traded cars. Everyone would have understood.

It's difficult for me to explain. Let's just say that "cookie" is a metaphor for...

Well, all I can say is my front bumper will look the same once I push though, I doubt your rear bumper will.

I'll take, "To hail with that," for 500, Trebek

And here is the Pastor Maldonado edition

Here's a video of a boat with a significantly slower hull doing 176 with those motors:

Plaid cars.

"..we have around 3800 lbs/ft…"

You've murdered 0 people? That sounds like the kind of thing someone who had murdered a bunch of people would say.

STFU, DONNIE

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

Vie have zie money, now is your problem.