If you have an insurmountable lead with one lap to go, you finish the lap and then be happy you won. If you want to show how much faster you were, then you show the time difference in the results. You don't go around being a monumental a-hole, fooling around with no hands, slowing down to toy with lapped racers etc.

Unforgivable.

As a father of three, I can say that I never said that we are pregnant I always said we are going to have a baby, just sounded more right.

Too much beer.

Its car version of the Powerthirst commerical.

You mean like this ...

You can fix that much damage in one night, but it takes a week to get my car back after an oil change and an alignment? Screw you Audi.

You should have traded cars. Everyone would have understood.

It's difficult for me to explain. Let's just say that "cookie" is a metaphor for...

Well, all I can say is my front bumper will look the same once I push though, I doubt your rear bumper will.

I'll take, "To hail with that," for 500, Trebek

And here is the Pastor Maldonado edition

Here's a video of a boat with a significantly slower hull doing 176 with those motors:

mittens is the name of his son. real nice, squid.

Plaid cars.

"..we have around 3800 lbs/ft…"

The cockroach of predators? [...] Here's what you can do about the pesky critters.

Your cat section should be one sentence long: Do not let your cat outside

Running ff coyotes and other predators means you'll have far more chipmunks, squirrels, mice, rats, voles, racoons and other animals that aren't especially desirable.