Easter European

The Japanese have it down to an art:

but a jalapeño and cheese double Whataburger with grilled onions is hard to top

Playing a little fast and loose with the word "prominent", there.

"When all's said and done, we'll have a Million Dollar Payday!!"

poppycock! I am a 6-foot chubby man. No problem getting into an Elise. Proof:

I would totally go to that owner's meet. Much better than the demographics of car meets for some other cars.

Wow, I'm so surprised they didn't buy and bring the Sunkist Orange NA. It's the only factory orange NA!

If you're going to own a shitbox beater like this you need to know how to work on it. Otherwise it's going to spend it's life in the shop extracting thousands of dollars from you.

Ya. It's the best fwd sports compact that was sold here. Runs circles around the Focus ST.

A Cobalt as a *sports car*? Please... You drive an econobox. Don't try to gussy it up as something it's clearly not.

It might be fun to drive, but it's not a sports car. It's a sports car like a Civic 4-door is a sports car.

jokes on me? jokes on you, you own a cobalt

You have time to post comments criticizing this guy but don't have 20 seconds to watch a clip which directly refutes your post? Sounds reasonable, what are you, five?

Like the Camaro has room to talk.

I found an alternate video with a better exhaust.

With the Star Trek conversion kit, you'll be banging green chicks in no time!

haha yeah, i watched that one just the other day!