You can buy a clean, non-salvage, unmolested S6 with under 100K miles and a 6-speed manual swap for $13.9k. Heck, you can even get a high-mileage RS6 for that price. This is such a crack pipe it's not even funny.

If you're the type of dude who pays women lots of money to beat you up, this is the car for you.

And here I was, making vinyl decals with my phone number on them.

Well, it was nice commenting with you guys.

Travis thinks he is here to write an article on a tour of an exotic super car factory.....but I am not a real tour guide..........and there is no story......

Nope, they should be humiliated, this is junk.

The view from the other side of the hotel room.

Know your Hammers!

The one shown is a "Dead Blow" hammer (It's actually a mallet), because it has sand in it and doesn't bounce back. It lands with a nice, satisfying "thud".

Other hammers one should have:

Ball Peen (Or Machinists) Hammer.

A ball peen hammer is a good general purpose hammer that's also good for…

Just as long as you scrub it well.

Seriously. Heineken is passable at best. It's good beer according only to people who don't really drink beer.

no one is going to post this?

unleash the swarm

Make sure you get the Carmax warranty.

I mean HE HAS A VECTOR and you're looking at people's pants, bro.

K. Gotta say here, Raphael, this is boring. Who cares. Anyone who lives in the midwest does this every few days. I get that it's exciting because you've never owned a car before this year... but basically by writing articles like this, you're coming across as a 16 year old with a cavalier pretending it's the most…

Kyosho Blizzard, dream of my fevered youth.