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Dear Diary, Billy put it in my butt today.

I absolutely cannot stand trying to read tweets. It's like a Tweens diary.

OK... now this is taking ALL LEFT TURNS to too much of an extreme.

Science called: it wants to know what in the holy hell you were trying to accomplish with this apples and oranges chart.

If Nazis are assholes, what are Christians? Christianity has more blood on its existence, go shame them as well while you're at it.

Do you shame Christians? Muslims? Hindus? Anyone else I don't really care about?

It couldn't be that hard to put a box on a lawnmower. Make your own!

Wait, what stops the Range Rover driver to sue first stating that the squid shouldn't have even been there and tried to endanger his family? Surely if the squid thinks he is entitled to money from the RR driver, you can turn the tables and say the squid put the lives of the RR driver at risk and caused damage to his

Had Mieses followed his suspension order he wouldn't have been riding and wouldn't have been there. He broke the law and should be charged for driving on a suspended license. And as for his paralysis prognosis, at least he's alive to face the choice he made. Every single one of those bikers had a mob mentality and if

Best thing: he didn't even have a license.

Typo in the headline? C'mon guys...

This rule applies to all cars.

Yet another reason why bricked pot is bad. It was already ditch-weed, but to brick it should be criminal. If this was carefully grown and manicured cannabis stored in protected bags, the driver's life would have been SAVED by a soft cocoon of nice, dank, fluffy nugs.

That music is fucking horrific.

1) Not taking that better paid job at an auto parts store was their own choice.

Need some storage space for spark plugs, tools and some WD40 for the bi-turbo? The Sherbourne & Kingsbridge leather-coated cabinets seem to be the right choice for the job with veneered fronts, lacquered interiors and crystal shelves.

No more than Kinja lately.

Your plan is now to park in the same place and run the camera for several days to determine any routine to his schedule. And then you wait in the bushes with your own bag of dog fudge...

Obligatory dinosaur play....in SPACE