Hey hey, I use those on a Honda S2000 because the you can't see a damn thing in the mirrors and with the top up, you can't see around it. It is a concession to poor design. With the top down, don't need 'em.

:(

Nope. Waking with the sun can go fuck itself.

Can someone please GIF this, and put a speech bubble coming out of the Lambo saying, "WHY DID YOU TURN?!?" as it slides along the wall? I'm picturing this in my head, and (perhaps only to me) it looks hilarious.

Yeah I think all the religions beat it by a fair amount of time.

Did that Matt person complain because the cheapest and slowest available diesel engine in Focus was slow and weak? Does he also complain when rain is wet?

Oh god, now I have an image of a Porsche wriggling out of a BMW's ass.

BREAKING NEWS: JEFF GORDON GETS ANUSTART.

but can you smuggle dino DNA out of Jurassic park?

BRO DO YOU EVEN DTM ?

So few features in my car there are exactly none that I don't use.

Reminded me more of Vespa.

I was about to come here and join in a long rant about why they were retarded to put a PDK in a Porsche meant to celebrate their heritage, but then I kinda realized why they might do this.

It's like when you hear that your ex-girlfriend will do things for her new boyfriend that she would never do for you.

lol commemorative automatic transmission

I think the biggest takeaway from this is that Spiegel runs a security company. /Jalopnik'd

Murrica!

I went to college at Temple University (go Owls!) and Temple is in a... not nice neighborhood. At orientation they warned us of marauding bands of eight-to-fourteen year olds on bikes who would circle you and rob you (for the record, I never saw any such thing).