Thank you for being so articulate in communicating my thoughts exactly. Saves me a lot of typing, so I'll add my $0.02 (worth an actual $0.00002 in today's economy):

One of the worst ideas I have ever seen, when looking at it as an idea for making anything actually functional.
Neat idea as far as just fucking around and not caring what your results look like, for now.
Has potential as a concept for improvement and actually becoming 'something' even if it was only ever a niche thing.

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Recreational drugs! Oh noes! We've already got coffee, tobacco, and alcohol, why bother acknowledging that a drug more common than caffeine even exists—especially one outlawed by a bunch of racist American congressmen during the Great Depression in order to vilify Mexican immigrants and reduce the pressures on…

Yes. I've used a Dyson and replaced it with a cheaper, higher quality product twice.

You can agree with whoever you like. I have used one and then replaced it with a much superior Miele after it broke down.

I'm gonna be an asshole and ruin the cuteness for everyone. This is a human centipede.

10/10 would tap that front bumper

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YOU CAN UPGRADE BRAKES?!

How about that X-Bow?

This is five minutes from where I work. It's also five minutes from the Lycée Francais Charles de Gaulle, a French school where the students have an end-of-term ritual of buying a shitload of eggs and unloading them on everyone and everything in sight.

It's like seeing the face of God!

So...you just put a dirty sock in your hand?

The best part of this? It has to gall the idiots who built homes around a decades established race track then formed an organization called CARS (Citizens Against Raceway Noise, or some such bullshit acronym) and lobbied to get Raceway Park closed. I hope this keeps them up at night. Idiots.

They should convert these into police vehicles to patrol the streets like Dubai has done.

Oh that is salvageable by my standards :)

My car wasn't a whole lot better than that when I bought it. $500

This is Wil when we first got him a few months ago. Or if we're mad at him we'll call him Wilson. But his registered name is "Mayor Goldie Wilson." We liked the sound of that.

You realize that you get "nuclear radiation" just from going outside, and that would be the case even if we'd never developed nuclear fission? The sun is a giant nuclear reactor, and we are constantly bathed in its byproducts. One small one of which is light.

Here's the real Jagger The Dog aka Jiggy Jaggs aka Jaggernaut Bitch aka Jaggernonuts

I do not hate policemen, but it can be pretty much guaranteed that if that happened in the US, some trigger-happy prick with a badge and a gun would've just shot the dog and called it a day.