Treat the wood and put a slim strip of it across the start/finish line ala The Brickyard.

They should just get AT&T to put in one of those fake tree cellphone towers. Never. Know. The. Difference.

Why aren't they called Frunks?

Your buddy is a liar, and I hate him.

Dogs really aren't that great for home security unless you specifically train them for it. It's a sad reality that most people overlook.

proper use of the hashtag.

It's the K-Cups of cigarettes.

"Ever wonder how your engine knows to shift gears?"

If I pick up a Ferrari/Lamborghini/other exotic, I won't be in the least bit concerned with resale (not to mention that this thread is about "dream cars", so ostensibly the car would never be sold). The depreciation hit alone is so absurdly high that it's a bit silly to worry about resale. It's a car, not an…

Next week on Fast N Loud the guys get another Ferrari...

Nessie? NESSIE!

Pen Day Hoes :(

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Because the answer is always...

DAMN SKIPPY!

Remember minivans with only one sliding door?

pious.

The pilot is Kevin Spacey? Long lost twin at least.

It is perfect. And now I have Type O Negative's My Girlfriend's Girlfriend stuck in my head.

Thanks, Torch & Frogberg.

I like how they blurred the face of the bearded guy but not his 'Jack Sh!t' t-shirt!