Coulthard's version

The best irony would be if the accident forced the surgeons to give him slanted eyes.

Or...If you're not first you crashed?

Asshats in general out here are usually transplants. Everyone I know who was born and raised in L.A. is a really nice person. The assholes I come across are almost always from somewhere else including myself. I had the same experience in New York, actually. The middle of this country really produces some jerks.

this guy's racist against Asians but his car is Japanese.......

As a lifelong Angeleno, my experiences have been that the majority of the asshat drivers here aren't from here. Usually they tend to be recent transplants unaccustomed to the melting pot that is LA. In this case, the road-rager doesn't appear to be from California judging by the license plate.

Crack Pipe, it has that tracking device.

How about a sore winner? Richard Hammond

It's unfortunate that this little girl had such MORONS for parents.

Edit: Kinja is fucking up the embedded start time. Start at 54 seconds. Kinja ruins everything.

Is the car we are looking for behind this white microwave?

The analogy in the beginning with the levers is just perfect.

Not to be a jerk, but 5 P.M. is late for a "Matinee"

Yeah, some old goofball in a big boat gathering up animals. I think he was the OG furry.

Interesting. Different but interesting. It can't match the sound of the V10s (or V12s) of the past:

When in doubt...

every car. /thread

This is a simple question, but the answer is more philosophical. It is either none of them, or all of them that are capable of lasting 3 million miles.

I think the Miata's engine, especially 92 and up, is pretty durable if it's maintained well. There's not a lot to go wrong on NA's and NB's if you keep up the maintenance, lot of things on it are mechanical and there's only a few electronic parts. Sure the soft top and clutch might need to be replaced periodically…

PLEASE STFU ABOUT THIS KID!!!!!