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Sad thing is, there are some sites that have a “mobile friendly site” that I still choose to view in desktop mode because the “mobile friendly” version is so terrible.

I feel like this highlights the insanity in trying to split diseases into physical and mental with the idea that “physical” diseases are somehow more real than other diseases. Your central nervous system sending you false cues about your skin is no more or less real than anything else.

Why isn’t Jaden typing with all his words capitalized???? Also, someone needs to find that kid a real school. He has no idea what he’s talking about. Benson is basically all about protesting taxes, and his claims in that book have been rejected many times in the courts (people have tried using his ideas to challenge

Which one do you disagree with?

180 seconds of my life I will never, ever get back.

aaaaaaaaahahahaha thanks for the laugh!

That's blackface.

I don’t remember black people being so shiny and vapid.

They now have a few new reviews on Yelp.

I thought that might be the case. Looked at the time the article was posted. Thought about it. Went ahead anyway. Still feeling okay with my choices. Maybe.

I swear to god every single newspaper in the world needs this. When did they make it a rule that newspapers cannot make a decent papge layout for the web? I would like to undo that rule.

If you turn out the bathroom lights and say "Taylor Swift" 3 times into the mirror, you can smell a litterbox.

no she didn't

Yo everyone else in history, zooropa is real happy for you and is going to let you finish, but George Bush had the greatest dumb excuse of ALL TIME.

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

Please tell me those are from infomercials. They have the best exaggerations.

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Hi! So the story you're commenting about was mine.