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Bioware's upcoming fantasy epic isn't going to just have a huge single-player campaign. Dragon Age: Inquisition is also going to have co-op multiplayer, too. Get ready to battle for loot.

I'm all for bringing back the greys, with one condition:

How did they resist the urge to spell "Cutthroat" and "Commando" with a K? I'm sad now.

Jason, sweetie, you will never not be stupid.

Tim, you didn't even need to give that much of an apology. It's great that you wanted to be considerate and express some regret, but I hope you weren't pressured to do it. You weren't out of line.

Having some experience working and supervising workplaces where some people use headphones, I have a couple pieces of advice:
1) Use headphones for work-time or for break-time, but not both.
If your headphones have a clear use your coworkers will adapt to either and know what the headphones signal. Your bosses will

preferences, preferences, its all good.

So no one can catch the 'swatters'? But somehow we can find welfare cheats who cheat the government out of a couple hundred bucks?

Yup. Wait til you see one in person. They're pretty sweet.

That poor Gardevoir. You never Google yourself. EVUR.

300 dollar cooler full of fanciness or 40 dollar cooler and 260 dollars of alcohol...

It is not fair to judge someone without really getting to know them, but I can very confidently say that if I ever met someone who said they didn't like Dolly Parton I would know pretty much I would want nothing to do with them. Luckily I have never met anyone who doesn't like Dolly Parton.

Not to defend the MRA clusterfuckbrains on the other article, but Jezebel did say (in their original reporting on the article):

Fuck this lady. Seven months?! She let this go on for seven months without saying anything?! Was she just hoping it would go away or something? I hate stuff like this. Way to make it 10 times harder for actual rape victims to come forward and be believed. Especially women who were raped by public figures.

I was working retail at a huge department store chain one holiday season. One day right before Christmas, we had huge rush of people last minute shopping and the lines were incredibly long. I had been at my register for hours without a break because the line never would die down.

"Is this what you want to do with your life?" Says the woman who chose to spend her morning arguing about the price of socks.

Excellent point.

If you take a bite from a sandwich and it tastes like feces, would you take another bite or even consider finishing it?

Some of my weight loss hacks have do with preventing opportunities for failure when my self control is weak.