Shade

The rest of the world is rooting for you, America. You got this! 

Nice

I feel cursed

Please add ”satirical genius” to your name thanks

You guys, I just started playing the point-and-click Irony Curtain. Hilarious, in the style of SCUMM games. Please check it out, it's an unsung gem! 

Hey Jia,

Aliens.

More of a true crime than ghost story, but here it goes:

Dry-Trumping

Please tell me your name really is Clover Hope.

I can’t wait until all fingers start pointing to Blatter. Just. Can't. Wait.

I zoomed in....

And they didn’t even have to call it “conscious uncoupling”. Weird.

I picture him a selfish lover? I always imagined that Lisa is the only one who has been able to dominate him in bed and thus derive pleasure.

I'm not the patriotic type, but I'm proud of my fellow South African. Get it, Trev!

do you think their only objective is just to ruffle people? I've been struggling to understand their motives since the first. That said, I'll accept being in the greys if it means less airtime for the losers.

You know how newspapers pre-write obituaries in the event of a celebrity death? I can't help but shake the feeling that you've been hoarding 1D fanfic for this reason.

Is it just me?