I’m starting to believe in this team.

Serves those bandwagon Las Vegas fans right. 5 years ago I bet most of them didn’t even know Vegas had a team.

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

Dear Johannes,

Eric Young Sr. went 4-for-23, while Eric Young Jr. went 2-for-9.

Can’t wait to see how Princeling Fielder does in 2037 against Bartolo...

Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.

Plyaoff Dwyane Wade!

Calm down, imbecile!

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

Imagine how often they would have to bleep out the N word if this game was at Fenway.

I’m fine. He’s an incredibly klutzy goof and can only hurt any anybody by trying to help out, and failing horribly. If McGee tried to hurt me I’m sure I’d somehow experience 20 orgasms and become fluent in three languages.

As others have pointed out, I was referring to Manziel’s family money. As others have ALSO pointed out, you totally missed the fucking point...

If which one is richer is the detail you’re latching on to here, then (trying to find a nicer way to put it, but, nope, can’t) fuck you.

A really good way to show that you are not colluding to refuse to sign someone is to actually sign them or even work them out. Hope this isn’t too shocking for you.

I don’t think any program was built to get the doors blown off it by what is essentially a D-III program.

The fact of the matter is: the Cavaliers lost because LeBron didn’t have enough help.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

I wonder if they ever got Olympic fencer Daryl Homer to rank things?

12th man hates 13th amendment.