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It definitely involves pee...

Wait, the Lakers drop confetti from the rafters after a meaningless regular-season win now?

I see the typo! They meant to put an actual stadium name but instead they just wrote something called “Guaranteed Rate Field”. LOL classic

Pretty important to ensure you’re in the 4-5 spots if you can, rather than getting fed to one of the legit top 3 teams. Signed, scared Wizards fan.

McCaffrey called 9-1-1

But, like, they’re still gonna end up in the second round, right? C’mon.

This is even more impressive since with Giannis’ wingspan, he could’ve just dunked the Easyaway

What does Houston’s backup QB have to do with this?

That’s not the offer listed though; it’s keeping Mahinmi and getting rid of Smith, whose contract isn’t as bad as Mahinmi’s (granted that is because HE is even more useless), and then, as if that’s not enough, sweetening the deal with like the 20th first-rounder they’ve traded in the last decade.

To be fair, for a Butler, refusing to make the bed is a pretty serious offense.

To be fair, for a Butler, refusing to make the bed is a pretty serious offense.

It feels like you asked this so you could tell Drew how wrong he was with his answer

“male Goop” is WONDERFUL

“That’s Hillary Clinton in that reaction GIF, right?” - Ryan

Federer has had to overcome more adversity, such as dehydration-induced sunburns.

Maybe I was projecting this, but in Federer’s speech when he turned around to Cilic and said about his tournament, “that’s a great achievement, and keep working and you can achieve more”, I could’ve sworn I heard Cilic’s inner monologue saying “NO I FUCKING CAN’T UNTIL YOU STOP BEING A CYBORG.” (In Croatian, of…

Cannot stress enough how funny it is reading the “please retire, Federer” piece you linked to from 2013. There are lots of reasons why random sportswriters have no right to tell athletes much better than them that they’re done being successful, but at least sometimes you get extremely amusing hindsight reads like that…

Frances Tiafoe isn’t as far along obviously and might never make a full leap but I would love to see him succeed as well for the same “his game brings something different” reasons (and also a whole bunch of other reasons)

Jason Wood