shut up shut up shut up

It’s “FUCK YOU’RE FAMILY”.

Easily you’re best post. Todays been great.

im going to wager it had something to do with alcohol, golf clubs, methamphetimines, and an atv

I think you meant “Just ‘cause he sucks.”

The numbers always tell.

Perhaps the most horrifying thing about that TNT stat is that the copy editor had no issue with “17 or less.”

I would take the over on Browns wins over the next 5 years.

Or he’s trying to describe the time he walked in on Nick Foles.

Has he tried not being so enormous? He wouldn’t get as tired if he were shorter. Just something to think about.

Yeah, his legs practically look like Joel-lo. They’re shot, indiid.

Embiid hitting the rookie wall in his fourth year is the most Process thing of all time.

It’s true what they say - you can’t spell “Manish Mehta is a fucking incompetent moron incapable of writing a story without it being a complete shitshow” without “Manish Mehta.”

I’m convinced Steph Curry rolled his ankle on purpose so he didn’t have to see this all game.

Pictured (l to r): Jon Gruden, Bizarro Jon Gruden

George and Lennie

From the forthcoming Jon and the Giant Peach.

“Should have been you.”

-Abel, after attending school

If taking 13 shots while reliving past highlights is fodder for a blog post, then boy does Vin Baker have a pitch for you.

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.