Wait, no. This is the saddest thing ever

Counterpoint: me and my doggy who is going to cross the old rainbow bridge in 3.5 hours. :/

yo guys the Titanic header is sinking now

I’m dying. This was very well done, for a man.

@Nick Jonas

He is performing the Oral Sex.

“Another female employee of Gawker Media has a more cynical take, suggesting that “they say it to remind you that they’re there so you can compliment them or soothe them like the big fucking babies they are.”

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

Those brows!

I used to listen to my heart will go on-on repeat while staring at a giant poster of Leo's face and sobbing. For hours

If it would result in a review by Lindy, I’d get in the car and drive them to you right now (It’s a long drive, so I might eat a few. Hope you don’t mind.).

Barb is love, Barb is life.

OOO. OOO.

Sextina Aquafina?

No, I didn’t give anything away. Another commenter did. And the article totally had spoilers. How else would you interpret this?

Maybe don’t read a post about the season finale if you don’t want spoilers?

Every time Quinn throws a dig at the host I lose it and laugh convulsively.

I’m not really Tina Belcher, either.

Does anyone else get depressed when they find out celebrities are younger than they are? Britney Spears is a few months younger than I am, LeAnne Rimes is two whole years younger than I am. What have I done with my life? I have a reputation among local non profits for being able to use a database, and married the best…