The “stop picking on her! WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF HER? SHE’S JUST A REGULAR GIRL?” comments are too much for me.
A VASE FULL OF FLOWERS IN A GOD DAMN MEADOW!
Ah, so she went the ‘post a photo of both of us, in which the person whose birthday it is looks worse than I do’ route. Better than last year, I guess.
The coldness she described her husband having in reaction to her (extremely reasonable) objection set off all the alarm bells in my head. Theres something about the mind of a cheater that turns them into cold lizard-people once they’ve decided to discard the old spouse in favor of a new obsession. “Please please…
I was gonna go with the opposite and say that all cats pretty much look like Cumberbatch cause dude just generally looks like a cat. This is cheating. What are they gonna do next, send in a picture of a lamb and mention it looks like Sarah Hyland?
yes i think the answer is “everyone”
Your credit will recover. Your sanity will recover.
He’s either cheating on her or he’s actually playing Pokémon Go until 5 a.m.
You say you don’t have a low sex drive, but... it seems like you have a low sex drive. It doesn’t really matter either way, at that matters is that you and your partner are both happy with the way your relationship works.
I’ma let you finish, but everybody knows this job should have gone to Samantha Bee.
You’re not clever.
I love how you always pretend sexism isn’t real. It’s so charming in a gross, extraordinarily stupid way.
Dude, chill.
if you haven’t followed the case closely, how do you know what kind of traction her claims have?
I thought about not writing this since I didn’t have anything nice to say but then I decided I wanted to have fun instead.
Man, I can’t wait for you guys to get to the bottom of this!
Nah she’s a thirsty ass bitch. There are rumors that that was just a PR relationship anyways.. which makes this all even worse....
May I suggest breaking up the 3 way with Chip and Joanna and consider a relationship with Nicole Curtis? She does amazing things with old houses in Detroit and Minneapolis, drives a cool Chevy truck and loves dogs.