when i was 15 i called a boy “magnetic” in an email and the memory of it still makes me want to barf

Oh. My. God.

I didn’t think it was possible for Miles Teller to look even more douchey, but he’s accomplished it.

I screamed at that Miles Teller pic

“...if you want to get rid of every single bit of racist entertainment media from 100 years ago you are pretty much just going to have to burn all of it.”

“As the night ticked interminably by, I tried not to think what the rebels would do to the ‘skinny white muzungu with long angel hair’ if they found me.”

Uh, guys? In a post about safe sex, and by extension STDs, the use of the hashtag #CatchEmAll is a pretty huge no.

Every time I see a trailer or anything I feel like Jared Leto is playing Miley Cyrus playing the Joker, and it’s so obvious that I don’t know why more people aren’t saying it. This isn’t even a criticism, it’s amazing, he gets it spot on.

Beautiful article as always Julianne.

Y’all should check out his recent episode of the Death, Sex & Money podcast. He talks about how his mom says he’s too sassy and outspoken, and she tells him not to “forget the bridges that brought [him] over.” He says, “I am my own bridge!”

HE AND MIKEY ARE PERFECT GET MARRIED NOW MIKEY IS A FLAWLESS MAN

This right here convinced me to give this show a try.

And so many great lines!!! So, so many!

Elle Woods knows nothing.

If the December release date is depressing you, may I suggest”God Help The Girl” to fill the void? It’s one of my favorite movie musicals, created by Stuart Murdoch from Belle and Sebastian. The soundtrack was my most played album of 2015 on Spotify. It’s a God damned delight . And yes, that’s Cassie from Skins.

also, ‘it didn’t happen to me, so I support him!’ is so, so terribly weak and cowardly.

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

I don’t know why, but Today drama is better than all other kinds of drama.

Imagine if we speculated about men’s vasectomies in this manner. ORLANDO BLOOM: THE BIG SNIP? Followed by ten photos of the actor in swim trunks standing with a vaguely bow-legged stance.